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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9487271 times)

Graknorke

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88890 on: February 22, 2015, 07:07:37 pm »

Well, everyone would have a ton of money, and then money would be worthless.
Problem solved.
Then we find a new form of currency.
But if (very close to) every adult human being on Earth can make "money", whatever that happens to be at the time, you'd have to select something non-material, otherwise it can be assumed that these strange magyks will cause a change in any person to produce their local currency.
Though it gets interesting if that happens regardless of what the currency is. For example, if the currency were information based would someone gain sudden insight into something or orgasm, or would there be some sort of tangible manifestation of knowledge?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88891 on: February 22, 2015, 07:18:22 pm »

You may want to read up on female biology, Grak.

Added benefit, by the way: The moniker 'money shot' now makes more sense.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88892 on: February 22, 2015, 07:21:53 pm »

I'm thankful for our internet connection however its efficiency has been really...annoying these past months. Especially nowadays where it takes minutes to load pages. Annoyingly, browser and PC crashes = lost data. Considering this happened lately and the slow rate of load-to-post here...ugh.
So many things to post. So many things to send. If I had a better connection I could do a ton more than what I'm doing now and gah  :-\
Editing to this--lost a ton of posts and threads to reply to -_-
Especially this thread. Gah.
*Offers hugs to Tiru*  :-\
Your replies here are precious and much appreciated, though. Infectious positivity FTW!
Aww thanks guys :>

You may want to read up on female biology, Grak.
I...don't think he said anything about this topic...lately at all? ._.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88893 on: February 22, 2015, 07:23:25 pm »

You may want to read up on female biology, Grak.
I...don't think he said anything about this topic...lately at all? ._.
Are you saying people need a proper reason to read up on female biology?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88894 on: February 22, 2015, 07:23:44 pm »

I...don't think he said anything about this topic...lately at all? ._.
Since you're having internet problems, here you go.

In relations to male orgasms creating currency. (Don't ask.)
Well, everyone would have a ton of money, and then money would be worthless.
Problem solved.
Then we find a new form of currency.
But if (very close to) every adult human being on Earth can make "money", whatever that happens to be at the time, you'd have to select something non-material, otherwise it can be assumed that these strange magyks will cause a change in any person to produce their local currency.
Though it gets interesting if that happens regardless of what the currency is. For example, if the currency were information based would someone gain sudden insight into something or orgasm, or would there be some sort of tangible manifestation of knowledge?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88895 on: February 22, 2015, 07:49:53 pm »

Who specified male?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88896 on: February 22, 2015, 07:51:31 pm »

Nobody specified male, but the terminology that was used is (at least in my experience) very rarely used to describe females.

I think my dorm once had a monopoly-cum-money event. I'll ask around to find out the exact rules they used.

I too would like to know the secret to ejaculating money. We would all be rich in a matter of hours!

*Mastahcheese shrugs*
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88897 on: February 22, 2015, 08:53:45 pm »

Yesterday was such a great day until it all just up and went to shit. Both literally and figuratively.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88898 on: February 22, 2015, 09:55:03 pm »

I have derailed a thread into a hypothetical discussion about the human body dynamically generating location-appropriate legal tender during orgasm. My life is complete.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88899 on: February 22, 2015, 10:58:18 pm »

For some reason Bay12 has been blocked on the train's free wi-fi.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88900 on: February 23, 2015, 12:34:49 am »

We are basically porn, after all.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88901 on: February 23, 2015, 12:39:11 am »

... that puts the whole government watchlist thing in a very different light.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88902 on: February 23, 2015, 12:42:03 am »

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88903 on: February 23, 2015, 02:00:07 am »

I thought I was the sage.
But really I was the nihilist.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #88904 on: February 23, 2015, 02:31:03 am »

My psychologist carefully diagnosed me with schizoidness o.o

(Not to be confused with schizophrenia).
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