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[mastahcheese]

We need a 'hilariously broken logic' thread.

I second that emotion

We have a troll logic thread somewhere, but I think it died.

[Orange Wizard]

I DIED FOR MASTAHS SIIIIINNNSSSS

*sinuses

[The Scout]

I am now the proud owner of a blacklight. Unfortunately, it has to go because it's causing me to break out in hives and a nasty facial rash. It was sooooo pretty though...

[Tiruin]

So.
In karate today the sensei asked me (green belt) and two brown belts to do a kata.
We had forgotten it completely.

We got punished with fist-pushups, but the punishment doesn't really matter. I have failed.
I don't deserve to karate anymore.

Nooooo. Keep at it if you would like to! Forgetfulness happens (or displacement of memory...it's still there but you can't recall it at the time).

Also 'his' group there are pretty-... 
Learn from their attitude...
^{That's a very bad attitude.}

[Orange Wizard]

That sucks.

* II gives Caroline a cookie.

But I must say:

We got punished with fist-pushups, but the punishment doesn't really matter. I have failed.
I don't deserve to karate anymore.

That's not how failure works. You can still get better. "Deserve" has nothing to do with it.

Aaand ninja'd by Tiru.

[Mr. Strange]

Step 1: Practice your kata on your own, so that next time you're the one who can do it, while your sempai try to copy you and look like they know what they are doing.
Step 2: Do practical performance on your fellow students.

[TamerVirus]

Better solution: Get gun, never engage someone closer than fifty feet. If they close the gap, pull out the grenade launcher you bought.

Even better solution: Get gun. Get kata. Get gun kata! (Avoid gym kata though)

[MaximumZero]

So.
In karate today the sensei asked me (green belt) and two brown belts to do a kata.
We had forgotten it completely.

We got punished with fist-pushups, but the punishment doesn't really matter. I have failed.
I don't deserve to karate anymore.

Take it from a sort-of-sensei, demi-instructor, and wannabe-professeur: failing is just a way of learning. You won't forget next time, will you? Also, I'd be much more pissed at the brown belts than you. Those mooks are almost black belts! They should have mastered the first few kata to the point of doing them in their sleep! They should be rote.

Anyway, the actual reason I came in here: My kid has chicken pox. Poor kid.

[Vector]

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[Tawa]

Anyway, the actual reason I came in here: My kid has chicken pox. Poor kid.

D:

I don't always sig images, but when I do, they're pretty awesome images.

[Bauglir]

I'm so tired :c 40-hour workweek + studying for GREs + applying for internships + applying for PhD programs + independent mathematical study = Very Sad Vector

Eeesh. Yeah, that's a rough place to be. Subject GREs or the general? I seem to recall you crushing the general at some point in the past but maybe my memory's off. Good luck.

Math subject GREs. The cat kept me up all fucking night meowing. I just want to go into a JRPG-induced coma.

Here's a good one to celebrate with once you've beaten the exam. I hope the cat is quieter tonight.

[MaximumZero]

Here's a good one to celebrate with once you've beaten the exam.

I read that as eaten the exam.

[Bauglir]

While high in fiber, exams are typically low in flavor, and it is generally recommended only to eat copies.

[Vector]

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[Orange Wizard]

I don't always sig images, but when I do, they're pretty awesome images.

He looks like how I image my character in the deadEarth RP that apparently died.