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[Descan]

Women don't have prostates, though.

[hops]

They don't really need them. :V

[MaximumZero]

Actualsad: Starting tomorrow, I have 8 days in a row of work. Damn you, retail.

[Helgoland]

Paid way to much for a ticket to London. At least I'll get to see a friend of mine again~

[kaenneth]

... Does that mean 'swallowing' would increase your cancer risk?

... can bukakke give you skin cancer?

[Descan]

They don't really need them. :V

But it still means that ice-skating won't lower her chance of prostate cancer :v On account of that chance being 0.

So... That was my point to begin with? Silly jerk :V

[hops]

There's still uterine cancer

[kaijyuu]

Women don't have prostates, though.

The prostate gland is an organ found in the male reproductive system. Although it's believed women have a comparable structure called the Skene's gland, paraurethral gland, or female prostate which also secretes fluids, the term most often applies to male anatomy.

Common medical problems related to the female prostate gland include benign prostatic hyperplasia or an enlarged prostate, CANCER, erectile dysfunction or impotence, and urinary incontinence.

The Skene's gland, also known as the paraurethral gland, found in females, is homologous to the prostate gland in males. In 2002 the Skene's gland was officially renamed the prostate by the Federative International Committee on Anatomical Terminology.

The female prostate, like the male prostate, secretes PSA and levels of this antigen rise in the presence of carcinoma of the gland. The gland also expels fluid, like the male prostate, during orgasm. Researchers argue that the organ should therefore be called a female prostate and not "Skene's gland".

So female can get cancer in this "Skene's gland".-

[Descan]

* Descan shrug.

[Xantalos]

I think fapping actually lowers your risk of prostate cancer, but that may just be an urban myth or something.

Apparently so O.o

A theory is that it removes carcinogens from your prostate. Or, as one website puts it, it 'clears your pipes'

EDIT: wait, this might mean I'm a walking bastion of anticancer.

WOOHOO!

Now just avoid everything on this list.

age
Babies
Being a woman
Being a man
Bacon

Being a woman
Being a man
Bacon

Bacon

Bacon

BACON

Fuck that, I'll turn myself into a chair.

[mastahcheese]

I may or may not lose my internet access at some point soon.

I hope not.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

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I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life anymore. I'm restless, weary, old and long for more than the same thing day in day out. This isn't rare, I guess, but I feel the need to run away somewhere. Maybe start a trinket business somewhere and sell baubles to tourists. I dunno.

[Tiruin]

* Descan shrug.

You should've done your research. :v

I may or may not lose my internet access at some point soon.

I hope not.

Aw. Why (if 'tis ok)? :c

[mastahcheese]

I may or may not lose my internet access at some point soon.

I hope not.

Aw. Why (if 'tis ok)? :c

'Tis ok.
It's because of problems with paying bills, working at a fast food place isn't exactly too great for finances.
Although, even if I do lose it, I use a laptop, and live literally across the street from a library with free internet access, so even if I can't get on daily, I should still be able to pop in now and again.
But hopefully, I can keep it, so that won't be an issue.

[hops]

I may or may not lose my internet access at some point soon.

I hope not.

And now this is also my sad.