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[Hanslanda]

Im not treathening suicide at all.
I have just lost all that made me care for staying alive and thus i will handle my life with much less care.

Go prove life wrong. Make life worth something. Grab life by the neck and kick it in the crotch and tell it "Screw your hater bollocks, life, I'm gonna do things and it's gonna be awesome."

And then we can write a book. "Max and Dr.Poo and Hans: The Shit They Did Will Blow Your Fucking Mind". It'll be a sequel to the first book.

[Corai]

Im not treathening suicide at all.
I have just lost all that made me care for staying alive and thus i will handle my life with much less care.

Go prove life wrong. Make life worth something. Grab life by the neck and kick it in the crotch and tell it "Screw your hater bollocks, life, I'm gonna do things and it's gonna be awesome."

And then we can write a book. "Max and Dr.Poo and Hans: The Shit They Did Will Blow Your Fucking Mind". It'll be a sequel to the first book.

I'd buy that.

[Max White]

I get the feeling that this book series ends with Hans leading a march of liberation across the globe, leading to revolt against a super-government/corporate/religion hybrid that turns out to be a computer AI that turns out to be an old guy with his brain plugged into a computer that turns out to be Jesus.

[Hanslanda]

I get the feeling that this book series ends with Hans leading a march of liberation across the globe, leading to revolt against a super-government/corporate/religion hybrid that turns out to be a computer AI that turns out to be an old guy with his brain plugged into a computer that turns out to be Jesus.

No, that's Max² + Hans + DrPoo: World Tour Edition.

[MaximumZero]

I get the feeling that this book series ends with Hans leading a march of liberation across the globe, leading to revolt against a super-government/corporate/religion hybrid that turns out to be a computer AI that turns out to be an old guy with his brain plugged into a computer that turns out to be Jesus.

No, that's Max² + Hans + DrPoo + Kai: World Tour Edition.

You missed one. Anyway, that's the video game of the books.

[Hanslanda]

I get the feeling that this book series ends with Hans leading a march of liberation across the globe, leading to revolt against a super-government/corporate/religion hybrid that turns out to be a computer AI that turns out to be an old guy with his brain plugged into a computer that turns out to be Jesus.

No, that's Max² + Hans + DrPoo + Kai: World Tour Edition.

You missed one. Anyway, that's the video game of the books.

There's also a TV series, two movies, a magazine line, a D20 game, and also a card game. And of course, merchandise like action figures (The Maximum Facepunch one is the second most popular, after DrPoo's First Last Stand.)

[MaximumZero]

I get the feeling that this book series ends with Hans leading a march of liberation across the globe, leading to revolt against a super-government/corporate/religion hybrid that turns out to be a computer AI that turns out to be an old guy with his brain plugged into a computer that turns out to be Jesus.

No, that's Max² + Hans + DrPoo + Kai: World Tour Edition.

You missed one. Anyway, that's the video game of the books.

There's also a TV series, two movies, a magazine line, a D20 game, and also a card game. And of course, merchandise like action figures (The Maximum Facepunch one is the second most popular, after DrPoo's First Last Stand.)

Don't forget the MaximumMaxBack2Back box set.

[SalmonGod]

I could totally make those action figures via friend with 3d printer.

[Max White]

I'm pretty sure that the Max² series would play out just like a resident evil game. While Max is face punching guys so hard there is an imprint of the guys expression left in spacetime, I'm all like 'Oh my god did you know there are healy items! Check it out! *Bam* full HP! Woo!'

[Hanslanda]

I could totally make those action figures via friend with 3d printer.

Make all three of them and I will give you a THOUSAND DOLLARS. ^{In payments of 25 dollars a month.}

I'm pretty sure that the Max² series would play out just like a resident evil game. While Max is face punching guys so hard there is an imprint of the guys expression left in spacetime, I'm all like 'Oh my god did you know there are healy items! Check it out! *Bam* full HP! Woo!'

I think my character would have Constitution as his dump stat and Intelligence and Charisma as his class stats. >.> Except my Wisdom is really really low so I make very bad decisions for very good reasons.

[Max White]

All INT all CHA all day every day no other way fuck yo balance I'm playing wizard of the spiral tower.

The best part is that the only people who will get the reference will be offended as it is from 4e.

[Descan]

Do I get to be in the series? :3

[Max White]

Yes, but only if you do a handstand.

[Hanslanda]

Do I get to be in the series? :3

All the Bay12ers are in the series. Most of them all have their own stand-alone novel at least, a couple have video games.

[SalmonGod]

I could fit in as a running cameo gag.  I'd appear in the background of various scenes in a Guy Fawkes mask and Pink Floyd t-shirt setting random things/people on fire, but no plot relevant character ever recognizes this happening.