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[Frumple]

Bigger problem is actually finding a restaurant that can cook better than you can... especially at anything resembling an equal price. Don't get me wrong, lot of joints cook pretty decently, but I've yet to patronize a restaurant that can match even a amateur cook on a stove or grill at home. Cooking is... not a difficult task. The places that come close, you can expect a doubling or trebling of the meal cost if you did it yourself

If you don't need the place for neutral ground, better to cook for yourself. Maybe a picnic if you don't want to eat at home. Picnics are good for neutral ground too, if the area you're in has anywhere good for stuff like that.

[Hanslanda]

My pseudogf has a night shift and I'm bored

I wanted to go out for dinner

Pseudogf? Is she like... A friend with benefits + small amounts of romance? This is a new one to me.

Go out to dinner anyway. You don't have to have a date with you.

Hahaha, not everybody likes being that dude that eats alone, Landa 

I don't eat alone, I invite the pretty waitress.

[MaximumZero]

I usually act snooty (but very polite to the wait staff,) dress in business casual, order a basic meal, and write in a journal, snapping it shut whenever a server approaches.

This...admittedly odd behavior has gotten me a few free meals. I should probably actually start up a food blog or something. Hehehe.

[Sirus]

Heck, I'll eat alone. I once made a delivery up into the mountains about two hours from home, ate at a Denny's before coming back. Even had some dessert

ETA: @ Hans: What do you do if there are no pretty waitresses...or waitresses of any description?

[Skyrunner]

How does acting like that give you free meals? :s

[Blargityblarg]

How does acting like that give you free meals? :s

Food critics get free shit.

[Hanslanda]

Heck, I'll eat alone. I once made a delivery up into the mountains about two hours from home, ate at a Denny's before coming back. Even had some dessert

ETA: @ Hans: What do you do if there are no pretty waitresses...or waitresses of any description?

Lol, eat alone.

[MaximumZero]

How does acting like that give you free meals? :s

Food critics get free shit.

Indeed. ^_^

[Euld]

*sigh* my mom is back from her five day trip and her first order of business is to assert her dominance and order everyone around.

[MorleyDev]

Found my way onto the Double Standard TV Tropes articles...Damn I hate humanity sometimes.

[Loud Whispers]

Found my way onto the Double Standard TV Tropes articles...Damn I hate humanity sometimes.

On the bright side the fact that you can hate humanity means you aren't a moral-less monster

[kaijyuu]

Not quite. Hating humanity just means you dislike it for some reason; doesn't have to be a reasonable, moral reason.

How does acting like that give you free meals? :s

Food critics get free shit.

Critics in general get lots of free shit

[Vorthon]

But what would a professional critic critic get?

[MagmaMcFry]

Free insults?

[Bdthemag]

Found my way onto the Double Standard TV Tropes articles...Damn I hate humanity sometimes.

Welcome to the club.