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[RedKing]

Ever since this one incidence with a beagle when I was 7, I am EXTREMELY wary of large dogs. 

Beagles are not particularly large dogs. Even when you're 7. 

[Truean]

Ever since this one incidence with a beagle when I was 7, I am EXTREMELY wary of large dogs. 

Beagles are not particularly large dogs. Even when you're 7. 

That's not how your subconscious works.

However, exactly. A beagle is not a particularly large dog. If a beagle did damage, imagine what a large dog could do! <-- That's how your subconscious works....

[ChairmanPoo]

When you are 7 any dog can seem large. I recall a pig I saw when I was 4. It seemed large as a cow back then.

[Nadaka]

I got a "you people" remark from someone on the internet and I told him to go kill himself.

[RedKing]

I got a "you people" remark from someone on the internet and I told him to go kill himself.

So, Internet as usual then?

[kaijyuu]

Oh, you people.

[Heliman]

I found out that the friend I had a crush on throughout middleschool that I've been trying to get into contact again is now a lesbian.

...Damn.

Considering the fact that she's abhored any and all kinds of feminine products, I should have seen this coming, but damn me if those weren't the things that made me attracted to her in the first place.

[Jopax]

Feeling generally bad, not sure why, it might be partially from the cold but that's pretty much blown over now, it's just that big hole in my gut that came out of nowhere and it doesn't feel like going away :S

[penguinofhonor]

Considering the fact that she's abhored any and all kinds of feminine products, I should have seen this coming, but damn me if those weren't the things that made me attracted to her in the first place.

Find some butch bi girl, then?

[Scelly9]

Considering the fact that she's abhored any and all kinds of feminine products, I should have seen this coming, but damn me if those weren't the things that made me attracted to her in the first place.

Find some butch bi girl, then?

This. They are fun.

[kaijyuu]

Or maybe a butch straight one?

It's not like that has anything to do with sexuality.

[kaenneth]

Pity the effeminate straight man however.

Wasn't that about half the humor of 'Fraiser'?

[Willfor]

Wasn't that about half the humor of 'Fraiser'?

It was definitely part of it.

I loved that show. Or rather, I still love it. I started watching it when I was too young to get many of the jokes, but the slapstick elements kept me coming back. Now I understand the show a great deal better than I could when I originally watched it.

[Solifuge]

Pity the effeminate straight man however.

Oh, it's not even that bad. Also, if someone's dating criteria starts and ends at "masculine guy", you're better off not bothering; wait for someone who better knows what they want in a partner, at least a ways beyond "a male human".

[Karnewarrior]

Watching Tobuscus' let's play of Assassins Creed Brotherhood, wondering where he missed the "assassin" part and subbed in "Mass Murdering Psychopath".

You do not need to literally murder every guard you come across ever, Toby, that's not fun to watch! Be quiet, subtle, or at least play like a normal person.