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[Vector]

No beating with sticks, only hugs and massages today D:

I am eating so much dessert tonight

[Tellemurius]

... why would that stop you from getting pizza on the way back?

Ever tried holding a pizza box while flying down the sidewalk? not a pretty sight in the end.

[Frumple]

This is why man invented bags.

[Tellemurius]

This is why man invented bags.

now you want a pizza thats being hold vertically, the cheese and the grease will slide to that bottom.

[Heron TSG]

Did you try taping the box shut?

[Descan]

That's why man invented straps to secure it to your bike!

[Frumple]

now you want a pizza thats being hold vertically, the cheese and the grease will slide to that bottom.

This is why you put the pizza in the bag horizontally.

/^\

[Tellemurius]

now you want a pizza thats being hold vertically, the cheese and the grease will slide to that bottom.

This is why you put the pizza in the bag horizontally.

/^\

im going by the fact since he probably doesn't even have a luggage rack on the bike.

[Frumple]

Place where elbow is. Hang pizza bag off that. Hold handlebar and carry pizza same time.

Alternately, teeth. Clench! Look silly, doesn't matter. Have pizza.

[Tellemurius]

Place where elbow is. Hang pizza bag off that. Hold handlebar and carry pizza same time.

Alternately, teeth. Clench! Look silly, doesn't matter. Have pizza.

Wait a minute, let me process this....

DUDE YOU ARE A GENIUS!

[Valid_Dark]

a bit off topic, but this reminded me,
whenever I order Pizza I ask them to draw *insert random thing here* on the box,
most the time they don't, but sometimes they do.

Spoiler: pizza box ninja (click to show/hide)

Back on Topic..

... why would that stop you from getting pizza on the way back?

Ever tried holding a pizza box while flying down the sidewalk? not a pretty sight in the end.

If you can fly why fly down the sidewalk, why not just fly straight home,  and I don't see what would be so hard about flying with a pizza and keeping it horizontal.

[Max White]

Solution is simple: Steer with one hand, balance pizza on handlebars and keep steady with the other.

[Valid_Dark]

or hold pizza on top of handlebars in between your hands, each hand have your thumbs on top of the pizza box, and use the opposite side of your hands to turn/stuff.  wouldn't be able to *hold* onto the handle bars, but if you just push down it should create enough traction on them that you can steer.

[RedKing]

Working the late shift again tonight, with two coworkers who are...how do I put this diplomatically?

They are the human equivalents of superfluous nipples.

[Frumple]

Pleasant to play with but functionally useless?