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[Descan]

So, when are you guys going to get around to buying Michigan? I'm sure you could get a good price these days.

Why would you think we want it?

[Willfor]

Come to Canada, there are a lot of nice guys up here!

I've no idea about the whole... Lawyering stuff. But otherwise, it's good!

Plus, it's Canada. Bonus~

While the legal system of Canada and the US are similar in theory, in practice it is kind of different enough to force a retraining. We address judges differently, all of the legal codes are in different places, the names are different, and a lot of other things that would interfere greatly with muscle memory. Though we do have a more liberal attitude toward social services in most parts of the country.

[Aklyon]

So, when are you guys going to get around to buying Michigan? I'm sure you could get a good price these days.

Northern Michigan, or Mitten Michigan?

[IronyOwl]

Not cut and dry, there is a risk and you need to know it, not argue with me about why you think you're right. Yes, it's a good argument, but it ain't water tight. You need to be fully aware of the risks. I'm not saying you're gonna screw up but it's possible and if you must falter, be wise.

Every lawyer's problem ever. Yes, I know you don't think it was murder.

So, when are you guys going to get around to buying Michigan? I'm sure you could get a good price these days.

Why would you think we want it?

Aren't you both frigid and full of nice people?

[Truean]

Meh, he should just call me. Hehe. I dunno. I think I'll just be happy with the very recent cuddling and TV watching. It was nice. I'm all for listening to a heartbeat for a few hours.
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Welp, I'm gonna have to sue a freaking Sheriff to make him comply with a supreme court case on something. A la, writ of mandamus. He's gonna hate me more than usual for "tellin' him how to do his job!?" Yup, asshole.... The Supreme Court said it's one way. That doesn't mean you get to make your own way you elected sycophant. All I know is I'm not really getting paid for this, not nearly enough.

I do not want to do this. I don't want to do this at all. Those writs are a major pain in the ass. Additionally, just... meh.
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Once again, Irony Owl nails it....

[Dakk]

Not cut and dry, there is a risk and you need to know it, not argue with me about why you think you're right. Yes, it's a good argument, but it ain't water tight. You need to be fully aware of the risks. I'm not saying you're gonna screw up but it's possible and if you must falter, be wise.

Every lawyer's problem ever. Yes, I know you don't think it was murder.

"Don't be silly, you didn't kill your wife, people are just saying you did! Now go burn those bloody clothes and throw that knife in a pool of lava, THEN we can try to find out who killed your wife."

Anyway, wrote my first SCP Foundation article, but it ended up being too boring cause I went too far into the technical side and not far enough into the creepy side

[MaximumZero]

Truean, as someone who is obviously in a position above the sheriff, couldn't you just smack him a few times with a platinum warhammer to solve the problem?

[Truean]

Truean, as someone who is obviously in a position above the sheriff, couldn't you just smack him a few times with a platinum warhammer to solve the problem?

Eh, he disagrees. Also na.

"I Know nothing! Nozing!" Sargent Schultz is my usual until the papers are served. There's less people looking at me  until I have the ducks in rows. We all know I'm not all openly confrontational in real life, until and unless I have a ton of recently legal read books behind me on topic and multiple possible motion copies.

Honestly though, stupid. I've got the Ohio Attorney General's office saying one thing on the phone and the Sheriff saying the exact opposite. Hopefully I won't even have to do that crap because he'll solve it for me

[Fenrir]

“Writ of mandamus” sounds like a spell or magic artifact or something.

The Supreme Court cast WRIT OF MANDAMUS, but, the sheriff resists, so Truean needs to buff the Supreme Court with LAWSUIT.

[Cthulhu]

I think I've identified the biggest flaw with Assassin's Creed's multiplayer, and it's the exact same as every similar game out there.

The multiplayer is built on a distinct style of gameplay.  You're hunting someone, someone's hunting you, blend into the crowd, and strike silently for the highest score.  Like in most such games, people are too stupid to play it that way and you get a lot of degenerate tactics that drag the whole game down.  The two biggest ones are running and batman.  Some people run everywhere and just leap on their targets.  Not only does that give you the worst score and make you really conspicuous to your target and pursuers alike, it also really fucks up everyone else's playing too.  Getting assigned a runner as your target wastes your time because you have to chase them around the map, and lowers your score because you have to stoop to their level to beat them.  Luckily I'll have the hidden gun perk soon which lets you just shoot the fuckers.

Batman is the other bad one.  Stand on the roof all day and jump down on your guy when you see him.  It's impossible to sneak up on a batman, because you have to go up to the roof.  It's not quite as bad though, because they're also very conspicuous.

The runners are the real problem.  Until you get the hidden gun and can shoot them they're really fucking irritating.  Once I went from first to third place because it kept assigning me a guy who ran everywhere.

[Darvi]

Could be worse. Imagine somebody who'd do nothing but running across the roofs.

[Cthulhu]

Those are around too.

[SirAaronIII]

AUUUUGH GOD DAMMIT AWWRRRRGGHHHH AWWWW OWWWW

I really need to quit gum.

[Dakk]

On the positive side, chewing gun helps to make your jaw muscles stronger.
On the negative side, all that jaw strenght will be going directly into your tongue when you mess up

[Trapezohedron]

Speaking of tongues, my tongue's taste buds are kind of irritated, and it's annoying me to heck. What do?