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[Vester]

Back to the topic! I spent almost 15 minutes scraping stuff that I can't eat off of a sandwich today. My boss made fun of me the whole time. In front of all of my peers in the district.

... what was wrong with your sandwich?

[kaijyuu]

That sounds horrific, actually.

[Rose]

obviously it had vegetables on it.

[MaximumZero]

obviously it had vegetables on it.

Shredded lettuce that had embedded itself into the bread and tomatoes. The taste never goes away, no matter how much you scrape! >_<

[kaijyuu]

wait lettuce doesn't really have a taste


Well I guess it has a small one. You must really hate it.

[Scaraban]

wait lettuce doesn't really have a taste


Well I guess it has a small one. You must really hate it.

Lettuce has a taste and a texture, and they're terrible.

[MaximumZero]

I don't hate it, I just can't eat it.

[Bohandas]

obviously it had vegetables on it.

Shredded lettuce that had embedded itself into the bread and tomatoes. The taste never goes away, no matter how much you scrape! >_<

I disagree, the taste does go away; the problem is that it is nearly impossible to remove all shredded lettuce from a dish without removing almost everything else with it.

[ChairmanPoo]

Maybe the sandwich had Nutella. Brown, sticky nutella

[Vector]

;_____________________________;

B-Babylon 5... I think I just watched the only romantic episode of a TV show that's ever managed to make me cry.  Or make me feel anything whatsoever.  Funny how it can be the same stereotypical story, but somehow, done correctly...

Pfeh.

Of course, I'm guessing it's that May-December romance fetish happening again, so there you go.  How easily I succumb.

[MaximumZero]

obviously it had vegetables on it.

Shredded lettuce that had embedded itself into the bread and tomatoes. The taste never goes away, no matter how much you scrape! >_<

I disagree, the taste does go away; the problem is that it is nearly impossible to remove all shredded lettuce from a dish without removing almost everything else with it.

The sandwich had enough lettuce on it to make the bread soggy. With lettuce juice. ;_; ^{_{So terrible...}}

[kaijyuu]

Lettuce is like, the ultimate filler.

I'll forgive you if you're allergic or whatever, though.


@re: romance

Wait there exists a TV show with a decent romance? I haven't seen one... well... ever. Card Captor Sakura's got me emotional, but that's because I was like 14 and still getting to understand that sort of thing.

[Bohandas]

obviously it had vegetables on it.

Shredded lettuce that had embedded itself into the bread and tomatoes. The taste never goes away, no matter how much you scrape! >_<

I disagree, the taste does go away; the problem is that it is nearly impossible to remove all shredded lettuce from a dish without removing almost everything else with it.

The sandwich had enough lettuce on it to make the bread soggy. With lettuce juice. ;_; ^{_{So terrible...}}

Uncrisp soggy lettuce. Gotcha. That sucks.

[Max White]

Wait, I thought lettuce was technically a herb, not a vegetable.

[Vector]

Wait there exists a TV show with a decent romance? I haven't seen one... well... ever. Card Captor Sakura's got me emotional, but that's because I was like 14 and still getting to understand that sort of thing.

Third episode of the first season of Babylon 5 is strangely good.  I also ship Kafka and Zetsubou Sensei, and, uh, characters from Dragonball whose names will not be mentioned here for reasons of shame and embarrassment.

That said, only the first one can really be called "romance."  The other two are filed away under assholish teasing.