Never, ever trust your friends and family not to eat your food. They are the greatest threat, as they usually think they can get away with it, unless your position in the family is "semi-scary uncle who's business you are never supposed to talk about". Bonus points if named Vinny.
My best friend has an uncle that is exactly like that. His name is, like, Don or something though. Not Vinny.
That name also works. Although, if you are related to someone in the Mafia, they probably aren't all that likely to hurt you. Familial devotion is sort of a big thing with the Mafia.
My uncles aren't like that though. They are indeed somewhat dangerous, but that has more to do with their constant performance of hazardous and pointless activities. At the moment, they are trying to build a motorcycle with the highest percentage of PVC pipe in its construction. I'm sure
that will end well, but after everything they've survived so far I imagine it won't be too bad of an incident. Then again, they do have a tendency to successfully build things, so what do I know?
In sad news, my dumbass friend tried to cool ramen at my house today, but only put around three inches of water in the pot. While normally this would not be an issue, we forgot about it long enough that when we returned, the bottom half of the ramen had melted into this horrible black-brown substance that I have yet to successfully remove from said pot. My house still kind of smells like burnt ramen, several hours later.
Author
Topic: Things that made you sad today thread. (Read 9461110 times)