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[Lysabild]

I don't even like chocolate all that much. <_<

You don't like chocolate!?

BLASPHEMY!

Nine must be turned into chocolate!

Well first of all the taste isn't really that good, second of all I have acid damaged teeth and chocolate is so sugary that eating it HURTS like OMFGWTFSHIT GET HIS OUTTA MAH MOUTH hurts.

[ein]

I, too, do not like chocolate.
It's good with other things, like in a Jive Bar, or whatever, but the stuff tastes horrendous on its own.

[Rose]

I don't even like chocolate all that much. <_<

You don't like chocolate!?

BLASPHEMY!

Nine must be turned into chocolate!

Well first of all the taste isn't really that good, second of all I have acid damaged teeth and chocolate is so sugary that eating it HURTS like OMFGWTFSHIT GET HIS OUTTA MAH MOUTH hurts.

sugar-free chocolate is the best chocolate.

[Blargityblarg]

I've heard that American chocolate is shitty chocolate, actually; according to my mother, at least.

augh this is just cocoa bound together with pain

[Angel Of Death]

I don't even like chocolate all that much. <_<

You don't like chocolate!?

BLASPHEMY!

Nine must be turned into chocolate!

Well first of all the taste isn't really that good, second of all I have acid damaged teeth and chocolate is so sugary that eating it HURTS like OMFGWTFSHIT GET HIS OUTTA MAH MOUTH hurts.

sugar-free chocolate is the best chocolate.

Those who are absolute wusses have really weak stomachs may not want to open the spoiler

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Sugarless chocolate gives me bad diarreah (that's not how you spell it, is it?). It also tastes bad to me.

[Blargityblarg]

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Sugarless chocolate gives me bad diarreah (that's not how you spell it, is it?). It also tastes bad to me.

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diarrhoea

[Rilder]

Well first of all the taste isn't really that good, second of all I have acid damaged teeth and chocolate is so sugary that eating it HURTS like OMFGWTFSHIT GET HIS OUTTA MAH MOUTH hurts.

Get Oral surgery to have your teeth removed, it helps.

Honestly I don't see what the big deal about having teeth is anyways, except for if you like eating bricks you can eat fine. O.o

[Lysabild]

Well first of all the taste isn't really that good, second of all I have acid damaged teeth and chocolate is so sugary that eating it HURTS like OMFGWTFSHIT GET HIS OUTTA MAH MOUTH hurts.

Get Oral surgery to have your teeth removed, it helps.

Honestly I don't see what the big deal about having teeth is anyways, except for if you like eating bricks you can eat fine. O.o

Are you trying to be funny or somethin'? Honestly can't tell.

[CoughDrop]

Well first of all the taste isn't really that good, second of all I have acid damaged teeth and chocolate is so sugary that eating it HURTS like OMFGWTFSHIT GET HIS OUTTA MAH MOUTH hurts.

Get Oral surgery to have your teeth removed, it helps.

Honestly I don't see what the big deal about having teeth is anyways, except for if you like eating bricks you can eat fine. O.o

Are you trying to be funny or somethin'? Honestly can't tell.

What other reason is there for being sarcastic? Except for being an asshole.

[ChairmanPoo]

The trick with high purity chocolate (and many other stuff, for that matter) it's to eat it in small bites. That way you can make out the flavors that would be hidden under the bitterness

[Deviled]

I managed to catch a cold on the days I have a play performance.

[Burnt Pies]

American Chocolate is classified as Cheese in most other countries. People from the big chocolate producing countries (Switzerland, Belgium etc) are of the opinion that it's a crime against humanity and don't let it past their borders.

If you're after proper stuff, check out imported chocolate from europe. Better yet, go to Belgium or Switzerland, and try the stuff they sell there and don't export because it's just too damn tasty.

[Lysabild]

American Chocolate is classified as Cheese in most other countries. People from the big chocolate producing countries (Switzerland, Belgium etc) are of the opinion that it's a crime against humanity and don't let it past their borders.

If you're after proper stuff, check out imported chocolate from europe. Better yet, go to Belgium or Switzerland, and try the stuff they sell there and don't export because it's just too damn tasty.

http://www.anthonberg.dk/Forside.aspx

Marzipan, the only thing that can force me to eat chocolate too. I'd rather have just the marzipan of course.

Also, a thing that makes me sad, look at the site, which you most certainly can't read most of unless you speak a scandinavian language and notice the amount of english words that pollute my language.

[breadbocks]

Guess whose role in this comic I took?

[scriver]

http://www.anthonberg.dk/Forside.aspx

Marzipan, the only thing that can force me to eat chocolate too. I'd rather have just the marzipan of course.

Also, a thing that makes me sad, look at the site, which you most certainly can't read most of unless you speak a scandinavian language and notice the amount of english words that polluteenrichen my language.