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[ToonyMan]

My teeth will be fucked up forever.  Oh well.

Couldn't get a hair cut today either, too late now.

[lordnincompoop]

Why, what happened Toony? Why are your teeth fucked up?

[Aqizzar]

My teeth will be fucked up forever.  Oh well.

Yeah, sucks doesn't it.  Why do humans have the fewest replacement teeth per lifespan of all mammals?  Elephants get like six sets of teeth and they only live about thirty years.  We humans get our last set at like ten years and have to make them last another eighty.

[Cthulhu]

Seriously, it's totally retarded that we don't get more teeth.  I need some extra teeth, I broke one in half and it's right in the front.  Looks bad, man.

[lordnincompoop]

I guess it was assumed we wouldn't need many more or something. I dunno.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There are two things to consider.

A. There are people every once in a while who grow a third set of teeth. One guy in France has the world record, because his third set fell out when he was eighty and were replaced with yet another set of teeth.

B. Science marches on. Watch, we'll have over-the-counter teeth growing kits in a few decades, or somthing to that effect.

[Aqizzar]

B. Science marches on. Watch, we'll have over-the-counter teeth growing kits in a few decades, or somthing to that effect.

As Author C. Clark said twenty years ago, twenty years from now will be so lovely.  I want new teeth now dammit, these ones were damaged in shipping.

[Cthulhu]

I heard they're working on a new tool that kills bacteria in the teeth by controlled bursts of radiation so they don't have to drill for fillings.

That's cool, because last time I got fillings she both drilled my teeth and failed to  kill the bacteria so I abscessed and for about a month I had a series of sharp enamel spikes scraping against my tongue where that tooth used to be.

[ToonyMan]

Why, what happened Toony? Why are your teeth fucked up?

I've never had my teeth straighten by anything, so they're crooked.  Not terribly terribly bad, but noticeable enough to annoy me.
I also have like nine cavities and gingivitis, sucks man.  I need to floss, that's the problem.  I've been doing the brushing, but none of the flossing.

Still have all my adult teeth though, so there's that.

[Aqizzar]

I can't floss.  Or at least I've sworn it off.  Namely because the last time I tried, I popped off a crown.  Then the dentist I went to (for the first and last time) to put it back on tried to show me how to floss with crowns, and popped one off.  Douche.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I remember when I went in for the biannual cleaning they try to make you do. One of the assistants flossed my teeth at some point. The previously mint green floss was deep red by the end. Kind of freaked her out when that happened all of a sudden.

[sonerohi]

I have like, the upper jaw of a horse. When I bite down, my teeth fit together perfectly like a jigsaw, but in normal placement of the mouth, my upper teeth are a good two to three feet forward.

[Akigagak]

And now it seems I'm 100% single.

Come get me, ladies. 

[Acanthus117]

I had an extra tooth behind my one of my front teeth. I had it removed so long ago, and my front tooth is at an angle now.

[Duke 2.0]

 My teeth are cooked as all hell, with two top teeth sticking our enough for people to make various vampire references. Despite the two teeth being the flat ones next to the canines as opposed to the canines themselves. I guess I'm the vegetarian vampire or something. No cavities, no gum problems, wisdom teeth were never a problem.

 I never brush like ever.