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[Chutney]

gonna need to tell us a bit more about that

[ein]

I'd rather not.

[Chutney]

was it just like your heart stopped beating for 1/2 second or you stopped breathing or something?
because that would be totally lame 

[ein]

No, it lasted longer than that.
I don't think your heart stopping for half-a-second counts as clinical death.

[Jackrabbit]

Oh, you're serious. In that case I really am glad to hear it.

I assume it was some surgery thing or something.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Well, I guess you can cross "Die" off of your list of things to do before you die, although it will look rather unorthodox now...

[Lumbajak]

was it just like your heart stopped beating for 1/2 second or you stopped breathing or something?
because that would be totally lame 

Considering your heart stops every time you sneeze, I doubt that would've been it anyways.

[Chutney]

was it just like your heart stopped beating for 1/2 second or you stopped breathing or something?
because that would be totally lame 

Considering your heart stops every time you sneeze, I doubt that would've been it anyways.

well that's why it'd be lame. it's like guys who think they're so awesome cause they climbed a mountain but really they walked up a path designed for old people and cars. "oh huh huh i climbed a mountain what have YOU done recently" "you climbed the stairs..." "w-welll that would be why i did...didn't specify which mountain"

[Jackrabbit]

Well, I guess you can cross "Die" off of your list of things to do before you die, although it will look rather unorthodox now...

Things to do before I die twice:

• Rub it into everyone's faces that I'm going to die twice.
• Beat up a hobo with a paper-mache wiffle bat made from failed sudoku puzzles.

Or at least that's what I'd write.

[Cthulhu]

was it just like your heart stopped beating for 1/2 second or you stopped breathing or something?
because that would be totally lame 

Considering your heart stops every time you sneeze, I doubt that would've been it anyways.

well that's why it'd be lame. it's like guys who think they're so awesome cause they climbed a mountain but really they walked up a path designed for old people and cars. "oh huh huh i climbed a mountain what have YOU done recently" "you climbed the stairs..." "w-welll that would be why i did...didn't specify which mountain"

Hey, those can be hard if you're out of shape.  I walked up Clingman's Dome a few years ago, which is the tallest mountain in the Great Smokies, and there was this immense woman trying to climb up.  She quit like 100 feet up.

It was pretty desolate though, there's some bug killing all the fir trees up there.

[Huesoo]

Shores of Hazeron isnt working for me, why?

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

But then its not only at night, something else must be the problem.

[smigenboger]

Shores of Hazeron isnt working for me, why?

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

But then its not only at night, something else must be the problem.

What he's trying to say is you should only do that during the day.

[Vector]

The more I learn about Rosewood, the angrier I feel.  He's continuing to cause trouble, even though we have hardly any involvement whatsoever anymore.

I knew he had problems, but I hadn't seen these ones.  He destroys the people he touches and smiles as he does it.  I had thought that he was just misguided and confused, but some of his habits are beginning to appear truly monstrous.

[Aqizzar]

This might sound like bad advice, but having very recently dealt with some relatives I could only describe as insanely intentionally destructive, have you tried just not caring about the guy?  Screw him, don't think about him, and let your world carry on without him.

[Vector]

This might sound like bad advice, but having very recently dealt with some relatives I could only describe as insanely intentionally destructive, have you tried just not caring about the guy?  Screw him, don't think about him, and let your world carry on without him.

A touch of explanation, to go with my allegations:

He kicked me out of my own goddamned friend group and is doing whatever he can to make me need him again.  Given my situation with other friends (one unbearably annoying, one severely autistic, one in Japan, one in Indiana, one okay but really the sort of person one talks to on the internet for half an hour a month--we never had much/anything in common... and then a few math/English department people I can't really contact to hang out with), it's an extremely bastardly move.  It's especially bastardly because he doesn't think the other friends I have really exist.

He's also trying to convince me to work at his job or take an internship there--more attempts to get me under his thumb.  He views other people as his minions, there to do his bidding, and spends most of our time together

a. Trying to get me to like him (in a sort of devoted, fawning way--he wants a toady/servant, not a girlfriend)
b. Trying to exclude me
c. Trying to make me compliment or validate him.


In other words, I was spending time with him because I was under the misinterpretation that he was just clueless about what to do with a depressed woman, and now that I'm feeling okay I figured I might as well chum up and be friendly.  No, it turns out that he's El Suprimo Asshole, so as you said--this is it for that fucker.