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[Taco Dan]

Pathos you humorless jerk, unlock this, it was going places.  Besides, you can't just close out a thread about making your girlfriend lactate with the revelation that she doesn't know you're doing it.

How would she not notice that she's lactating? You'd think women could tell when that sort of thing was happening. I mean, I'd definitely notice if my nipples suddenly started to produce milk.

[ChairmanPoo]

she was not supposed to know how it was happening.  Which is absurd, as she would likely check with her doctor if she began producing milk spontaneously.

[Taco Dan]

That's what I was saying.

[Realmfighter]

I'm not comfortable with the current discussion.

[Aqizzar]

she was not supposed to know how it was happening.  Which is absurd, as she would likely check with her doctor if she began producing milk spontaneously.

And when the test results come back, it's the fastest and most awkward breakup in human history.  I have to admit, it's actually kinda impressive.

[Taco Dan]

I'm not comfortable with the current discussion.

*Ahem*
OK, moving on...

[Hippoman]

That must have been really fun if you stayed on so long.  Unless you like suffering yourself of course.

So many griefers fucking with my shit.

[Org]

she was not supposed to know how it was happening.  Which is absurd, as she would likely check with her doctor if she began producing milk spontaneously.

And when the test results come back, it's the fastest and most awkward breakup in human history.  I have to admit, it's actually kinda impressive.

Nope. My friend was broken up with in less than a day.
I won a bet between my other friends due to that.

[sonerohi]

Try 50 seconds. My friend just did ask out a girl, so we started yelling things at him. He went to move the phone away so he could respond to us, but didn't get it far enough away. What she heard: Guys, I'm not going to call her a whore so shut up. What he heard back: On second thought, you are an asshole. He tried to kill us.

[Jackrabbit]

And then ThreeToe locked it. Good to know that Pathos either doesn't know when to let up, or honestly can't fathom why he should change his password.

He's a complete idiot either way.

[Taco Dan]

she was not supposed to know how it was happening.  Which is absurd, as she would likely check with her doctor if she began producing milk spontaneously.

And when the test results come back, it's the fastest and most awkward breakup in human history.  I have to admit, it's actually kinda impressive.

Nope. My friend was broken up with in less than a day.
I won a bet between my other friends due to that.

I had no idea this kind of thing was common... 

[Aqizzar]

And then ThreeToe locked it.

Actually, Pathos locked it himself, ThreeToe just muted him for making it; subject and all.  I didn't realize ThreeToe's title is "The Natural".

[Jackrabbit]

Ah, yes.

He's still a dumbass. I mean damn.

[inteuniso]

Agreed.

On a sad and rather ironic note, a girl I had a crush on finally shows some amount of interest after I move away.

[Taco Dan]

Dude...