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[Cthulhu]

Spoiler: Found a hot one, she was hiding on Google. (click to show/hide)

I've never seen a fat redhead.

[Jackrabbit]

I've never seen one either.

Odd.

[Footkerchief]

Ohh time to stereotype. Ever seen a red head girl who isn't ridiculously skinny or ridiculously fat?

Yes, many.

I've never seen one either.

Odd.

Aren't you Australian?  I thought that country had an abnormal number of redheads from all the Scottish/Irish heritage.

Also please don't turn this into a Hot Girl Pictures thread, y'all, we're better than that.

[Jackrabbit]

You'd think so, and I've seen a couple dozen male red-heads, but for some reason I can't remember ever seeing a woman with red hair. Perhaps all the ones I have seen were just faces in the crowd.

[Lumbajak]

Also please don't turn this into a Hot Girl Pictures thread, y'all, we're better than that.

Yeah! This is a depressing pessimist thread.

Today I ate a lot of cake and relented on the swirling blackness of life.

[smigenboger]

Even a complete derail couldn't stave off our desire to tell others what makes our sad, miserable lives even more melancholy. This thread has lasted through the ages, and will endure to the bitter, version 1.0 end.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

And when version 1.0 comes out there will be nothing to be sad about and everything will be good.

[Realmfighter]

Spoiler: Found a hot one, she was hiding on Google. (click to show/hide)

I've never seen a fat redhead.

Spoiler: Found a hotter one. (click to show/hide)

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

The royal mail lost my cd.
BAAAAASTAAARDS.

[Nolor]

I don't suppose anyone here has any advice when it comes to killing roosters?

The only tools/weapons I have available are what you'd typically find in a garage. Shovels, rakes, axes, cars. No firearms.
It flipped out and attacked my grandmother, so we've decided to kill it. It seems like it'd be easy enough to wrestle it to the ground (gloves + eye protection + hockey mask + thick clothing?) and strangle it or something using my superior body weight, but in practice I have no idea how that'd go down.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Bombs

[Jackrabbit]

So, remember that Cambridge grandfather clause that might have existed that I talked about a while ago?

It doesn't exist. But. I am, as I have a British passport, eligible to apply to get in, and I don't think that getting in is out of reach if I work hard enough. The only catch is that I need a three year residency to get government support so I'll be paying slightly more than I would normally (normally I'd be paying about three and a half thousand pounds, which is as much as it costs to go to the high school I currently go to) but after three years, I'll be supported. As near as we can figure, I'd end up with less of a student debt if I went to England, lived there and studied at Cambridge than if I studied here in Australia. But that's just an estimate.

Really, only one part of this made me sad, but I can't post in two places at once! If only due to laziness! Thought I'd give you guys an update on what's shaping up to be one of the biggest... things of my life.

[ein]

I don't suppose anyone here has any advice when it comes to killing roosters?

The only tools/weapons I have available are what you'd typically find in a garage. Shovels, rakes, axes, cars. No firearms.
It flipped out and attacked my grandmother, so we've decided to kill it. It seems like it'd be easy enough to wrestle it to the ground (gloves + eye protection + hockey mask + thick clothing?) and strangle it or something using my superior body weight, but in practice I have no idea how that'd go down.

I made a flow chart for similar situations, but I a) lost it b) can't use scanner right now.
So I'll just say: if you have more than on axe, dual wield.
Then, chase after the chicken(s) with your axe(s) with an epic battle roar.

[Rilder]

I don't suppose anyone here has any advice when it comes to killing roosters?

The only tools/weapons I have available are what you'd typically find in a garage. Shovels, rakes, axes, cars. No firearms.
It flipped out and attacked my grandmother, so we've decided to kill it. It seems like it'd be easy enough to wrestle it to the ground (gloves + eye protection + hockey mask + thick clothing?) and strangle it or something using my superior body weight, but in practice I have no idea how that'd go down.

Dude you are a terrible chicken owner, every rooster I've owned has been pretty friendly, one was even friendly enough to ride on my shoulder like a parrot.

[smigenboger]

I was considering living in England, although it may be better after college for me than during. I'm not sure whether there's more opportunity over in Europe than in America