Walk over to the thugs and making sure the lightning arm is completely visible politely ask them for the bosses location.
[6] You question the thugs in a very thinly veiled threat of electric death, telling them to give you their boss's location. They stare at you, stare at your arm, stare at you again, then go sprinting out the door.
I roll onto my back and stand up, then crawl into the chariot and rest.
[1] You try to get up, when the chariot smashes into you again. You think it might have broken your arm this time, but you are starting to get used to it, clearly you have angered a (random number)god somewhere.
injured arm(-1 to dexterity and strength rolls)
form a meditation room and meditate on returning to peak condition
[4] You begin to meditate, contemplating what is wrong with you. After a bit of thought you think you have determined the problem. Normal creatures are linked to magic innately, their lifeforce serving as an almost unlimited supply of magic that almost always regenerates faster than it can be used. Training enables them to access greater amounts at once but doesn't actually increase their reserves. You are no longer a normal creature, you are composed of pure magic and do not produce more on your own. Your spells are draining you because they are using the super-condensed magic of your body for fuel.
Hey, with that many 6s in a row, you had to know there was gonna be a big drawback at some point.
Chariot moves up and off of him. "I apologize for my horrible flying, but anyways, ya feel like going to the fire plane with us? Thought we'd regroup a little." Finally I try to heal my distressed leg again.
[1] Oops, you just made the chariot move
down instead of up. You must be really distracted right now.
"Easy to conceal, eh?" I work with his joints and bones, making it so that with great impact (falling, behemoth smack), they will dislocate to absorb the force, and pop back in almost faster than the eye can see. "How does it feel?" A very important polymorpher stock phrase.
[5+1] You alter Tharic's joints and bones to be able to survive massive falls, his skeleton deforming temporarily instead of breaking. Unfortunately you might have been slightly off in your calculations: you suspect that the bones will shift too far out of place and cause problems with his organs if he tests this new ability. Still, he can handle longer falls than before, and the really big ones would be deadly anyway, so it's a net improvement.
polymorpher(9/16 exp.)
Look for enchanted stuff in Jervous's inventory and study it.
[6] Ooh, SHINY!!! You rummage through Leech's stuff while he is trapped under the chariot, grabbing everything that looks at all magical. You are disappointed to discover most of it is not magical at all, and simply impressively made. One item does stand out though: Leech's flail. I blazes like a torch to magical senses, and though it is clearly enchanted, you cannot even begin to decipher how it was made. Now you might want to give it back; Leech got a rather odd look in his eye when you grabbed the flail.
And lo, did the man of ice, and his companions of frost, enter the portal of flame, and gaze around the new world.
And lo, did they see a new world! A world of magma and obsidian, inside a hollow sphere.You are quite lucky your ice is magical in origin, otherwise you would be sure to melt in this place.
Awaken and return my minions to me
[3]And lo, did the frozen man walk once more(maybe I should start all actions like this...) His Giant cave spider returns to it's creator, traveling back through the portal without Derek noticing, but the ice tiger seems attached to it's new master. Mush have something to do with the water artifact you are certain he STOLE from you!