Okay, this requires a little explaining...
First of all me and Workerdrone were talking earlier about conventions and stuff, and I had come to the conclusion that If I ever went to one I'd dress like a Death Korps of Krieg guardsman. Then I discovered I could probably pull off the outfit with what I had at the time... So I decided i'd have a little fun an their expense.
So after I woke up I got my stuff together... Thankfully most of it was moved to the closet in the guest room after our closet was turned into a makeshift gun cabinet. So I got out my gas mask, a helmet, parts of my SS uniform and the boots from it, a dark trench coat and some gear webbing from my hunting stuff. I think it came out pretty good... Then I got my machete and sheathed it and went off to scare them...
So I inch the door open quietly... Then barged through it and drew my machete while shouting at the top of my lungs. That fogged up the mask so I couldn't see but I FELT Milly's fist hit me in the gut... And she punches nearly as hard as I do so down I go... I think she recognized my voice when she punched me as I heard her say something before I hit the ground.
In the end she stood over me, I still couldn't move and she asked "Janet, what the hell got into you?" And I was about to just say I thought it would be funny and nice payback for when she posted all about my idiocy on fixing the laptop, but I decided fuck it, stay in character and said "God emperor help meeee!"
And then we all laughed, I explained why I did it and she finally apologized for making me feel like an idiot. But said I earned that gut punch. I think I did pretty well in fact. XD