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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16299920 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184785 on: March 04, 2018, 02:49:45 pm »

Dun dun dunnnnnn!
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184786 on: March 04, 2018, 03:36:58 pm »

I like the kid already, four (along with all its multiples) is my favourite number. :D
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184787 on: March 04, 2018, 03:45:28 pm »

He is pretty cool. He's (according to our pediatrician) very developmentally advanced. He's 8 months and a day and already walking, he can say and more importantly, knows the meaning of Mama and Dada. Usually he is super happy, playful and smiley.

And he desperately wants to steal my Cheetos Puffs from me because he has baby Cheetos things and he (correctly) assumes mine are superior.
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184788 on: March 04, 2018, 06:52:07 pm »

He is pretty cool. He's (according to our pediatrician) very developmentally advanced. He's 8 months and a day and already walking, he can say and more importantly, knows the meaning of Mama and Dada. Usually he is super happy, playful and smiley.

And he desperately wants to steal my Cheetos Puffs from me because he has baby Cheetos things and he (correctly) assumes mine are superior.

Even when you have two exactly identical plates next to each other, the parent's plate is always superior.
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184789 on: March 05, 2018, 04:32:50 am »

'Tis my borfday.
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184790 on: March 05, 2018, 05:16:18 am »

Huppeh borfday Dorfeh.
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184791 on: March 05, 2018, 05:22:40 am »

'Tis my borfday.

Ah the day of borf. Truly a fine day for the Dwarfy.
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184792 on: March 05, 2018, 05:39:00 am »

Happy Dorfday!
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184793 on: March 05, 2018, 05:50:13 am »

Congrats Dwarfy.
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184794 on: March 05, 2018, 05:54:00 am »

@Salmon

If it makes you feel any better I work in domestic shipping (online stuff like Amazon) and our sales guys are also all about "more sales" and not at all about "things we actually can ship".

We have regular half-vans for delivery and they signed us up to deliver full-size furniture once. Like, conference tables with 16 chairs.
Heh, how did they fix that, did they hire a truck with driver for a day, or just cancel the order and reimburse the client?
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184795 on: March 05, 2018, 06:30:08 am »

Happy borfday Dorfy1!

Happy sonsfirststepsday Hanslanda!
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184796 on: March 05, 2018, 12:13:45 pm »

I can breathe a little again! Yay!

Everything still tastes like cardboard but i ate some spicy shit and i could feel that so at least ive got that going for me
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184797 on: March 05, 2018, 12:17:40 pm »

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes :)
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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184798 on: March 05, 2018, 12:31:44 pm »

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Re: [Wao?!] When all you have is 12 tons of pot noodle... (Happy thread)
« Reply #184799 on: March 05, 2018, 11:03:27 pm »

I finally launched my first real campaign with my group, Chronicles of Amber done in New World of Darkness.  I was pretty anxious, but I think it went well.

The group jokingly made Ducky Dynasty-style characters, and we're rolling with it.  It's a fun contrast, beer-swilling rednecks (it's okay, we have lived experience) poking shotguns at dimensional phenomena and magic, self-absorbed nobility.  It reminds me of what I loved about Starcraft 1, growing up.

I'm also getting all sorts of canon wrong, as a quick wiki peek revealed.  Good.  Spoony suggested changing canon stories up, I'm doing that one better by playing out a half-remembered headcanon.
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