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[Comrade P.]

W E  A R E  A L L  P U T I N

[Avis-Mergulus]

look, i made a shitty laughing hypnoputin

[Loud Whispers]

putin putout

[Comrade P.]

putin putout

That was one catchy tune.

[martinuzz]

putin putout

last week's telephone call..
Trump: "Grab em by the pussy?"
Putin: "Nah, I'm more of a put in pussy man"

[Akura]

I've been using cocoa butter on my face for the past few days, and I'm seeing major reduction in how much my skin flakes off my face. Less redness, too.

[Eric Blank]

Monday's high: 33°F/0°C
Today's high: 12°F/-11°C
Friday's high: 44°F/7°C

Well, at least we get one day of winter this year.

You're welcome to take as much winter from us as you need. We are currently experiencing flooding (because the snow melted) and buildings collapsing (because the valley is a desert region and buildings there arent regularly certified for more than 20lbs/square foot roof load) in the south and way too damn much snow in the northern mountains (leading to flooding next month)

[Yoink]

Thanks for the birthday wishes and images, people!
I had a pretty solid day. Didn't really do anything exciting, but I hung out with friends, drinking beer, inventing cocktails, gobbling down countless snacks and watching TV shows- mostly an awesome show called Superjail, but we watched an episode of The Tick and one of BoJack Horseman as well. Was pretty fun, and I still have plenty of beers left to last me to the weekend, probably.

Now I just need to decide what I'm doing for the weekend... I have at least a couple of people wanting to have belated-birthday hangs.

[Gunner-Chan]

I ate 31 sushi today. That's 31 more sushi than I eat in an average week!

[overseer05-15]

I ate 31 sushi today. That's 31 more sushi than I eat in an average week!

That's a healthy consumption of sushis in my book, especially if you put crab rangoons on the side.
Good stuff. Can be healthy, too.

[Descan]

that's as many as three 10s! (and a 1.)

and that's great.

[Gunner-Chan]

It was just sushis, unfortunately didn't have any crab rangoons available. I had and still have a nice sweet tea I'm drinking though. And a good quality half gallon of chocolate milk in the fridge for later tonight.

... Yeah the guy ringing up my purchases gave me a weird look considering someone with pink hair and an eyepatch was buying 20 dollars of sushi and a fancy large size chocolate milk.

[TheBiggerFish]

Gunner-Chan!

Hi!

[Akura]

I ate 31 sushi today. That's 31 more sushi than I eat in an average week!

How big were these sushi? Because the last time I made sushi, 3-4 were enough for me.

[Gunner-Chan]

Well I meant 31 individual peices. It was like 6 rolls worth I think?