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[Graknorke]

What else would you actually do with a time machine? You wouldn't want to do anything too sizeable because you might do something you didn't mean to, so you'd be stuck with inconsequential shit.

[Descan]

On the other hand, if you happen to stumble across one... Well it'd be a waste otherwise...

[Arcvasti]

What else would you actually do with a time machine?

Manage to get eight hours of sleep AND stay up all night reading/playing videogames?

[ArKFallen]

I would fuck me.
Probably not anally, because I dislike the concept of having anything in my rectum.

That leaves semiauto-fellatio, frotting, and the other weird rubbing ones(pits,thighs,etc).

So if you don't like having anything in your rectum do you have chronic diarrhea or do your do's take another exit.

[Eric Blank]

Fucking yourself is too obvious. You have to go fuck every other species of large terrestrial vertebrate that has ever lived. Or at least all of them you can name.

Its a goddamn time machine and you have unlimited access to it.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I'm okay with things leaving, but-UH-
THIS IS HARD TO DISCUSS

Also, if I had like, a TARDIS. Or a spaceship that could travel through time...It'd probably just be my way of going around banging various beings.

[Orange Wizard]

Honestly if I had a TARDIS I'd probably just use it to steal lottery numbers and become some kind of modern-day prophet.

[itisnotlogical]

If I had a combination time/space machine, I would find an Earth-like planet with human-like aliens. I would be the first human to contact sentient, extraterrestrial life.

And also fuck them.

[hops]

Also granted it's partly my fault but why am I not surprised that Flame mentioning our thing would spark this off.

Ontopic: Putting tuna in brothless instant noodles is an easy way to make them more delicious, apparently. Also sugar but that's probably not the healthiest.

[Eric Blank]

We had to have the discussion anyway. "All the things we would fuck if we had a time machine" has been sitting on the bay12 topics back burner long enough to get crusty. It was high time somebody opened it up.

Now that its out of our system, never speak of it again.


...how did I URL that I just wanted italics goddamn touchscreen

[ggamer]

whoever keeps photoshopping these hood ass instagram quotes onto screenshots from dragonball Z needs to calm the fuck down I can only laugh so hard

[Reelya]

My programming lecturer was wearing a Dwarf Fortress t-shirt to college yesterday. xD It was custom made by a friend of his, it's basically the pixel dwarf face with the beard, and a caption, "Send in the Clowns". There are only four students in this class, and two of us are also DF players. So sometimes the three of us talk about DF shit while the other two guys just look confused.

Damn, I just realized I should have got a photo of that shit for all of you.

[Loud Whispers]

My programming lecturer was wearing a Dwarf Fortress t-shirt to college yesterday. xD It was custom made by a friend of his, it's basically the pixel dwarf face with the beard, and a caption, "Send in the Clowns". There are only four students in this class, and two of us are also DF players. So sometimes the three of us talk about DF shit while the other two guys just look confused.

Damn, I just realized I should have got a photo of that shit for all of you.

It takes seeing to believing

And I want to believing

[TheBiggerFish]

We are. And it's long-distance which is good because Flame is underage.

-snip- All the best to you.

[ChairmanPoo]

I will say that UEFI caused me to lose 3 hours furiously reinstalling a Linux distro over and over because I couldn't figure out why installing it in the fashion required to dual-boot in the past wasn't working.

Pretty painless once I miraculously divined what the fuck UEFI was though, and I think it at least prevents Windows from doing that thing where it eats every other bootloader on the machine and then sticks its fingers in its ears, pretending no other OS exists.

UEFI is painful.  I skipped installing a linux boot on my big laptop because I wasn't sure that I could do it without breaking every partition.