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[Orange Wizard]

Hug me, kiss me, suck my juices

[lemon10]

I literally can't see how someone could possibly write that accidentally.

[Frumple]

No... no, I could see it happen. I actually roomed with someone that didn't comprehend the mechanics of lesbian intercourse, ferex. In college. Like, I explained a bit at the time, but. When we met (well, some time after we met, it's not exactly your average introductory conversation sort of thing), they literally had no idea how it worked. Wouldn't have known female inclined homoerotic innuendo if it slapped him with a fish.

Some people just haven't quite had the right exposure to things to understand how what they're saying can be interpreted. That their words may be lascivious is what amounts to an Outside Context Problem. They just don't have the history to comprehend the implications. That kind of wordplay is so foreign to what they've encountered it's, well. Foreign. Unknown. Etc.

It's a sad and lightless existence, but there's some poor souls out there that live it. Pity them, help them, but don't doubt their suffering.

[Calidovi]

Hug me, kiss me, suck my juices

where this author at i want what (s)hes gettin

[Gunner-Chan]

Finally got around to replaying Pool of Radiance, wow I forgot how much these games felt like the actual tabletops... It's great. And I got tons of them to burn through!

[Rubidium]

'Lets go exploring on google maaaaaaaaa OK. That's cool.'

They've made google maps a sphere, now!

Awesomeness! It became Google Earth Jr.!

[XhAPPYSLApX]

I got a comission to draw pixel art today it's only $20, but I've never earned a thing in my life, feels good

[TheBiggerFish]

I got a comission to draw pixel art today it's only $20, but I've never earned a thing in my life, feels good

Congratumations!

[TheBiggerFish]

Transferred into a class just a few hours before it started. Best decision I've made so far in college. The class is all about how the environment effects crime, which is a really cool subject, we get to use cool software (ArcGIS, fancy software for making maps of data) that I want to learn, the professor is already fantastic, and we got a book with the coolest name ("Space, Time, and Crime"). I'm excited.

Like, just playing around I made a map of which states recycle glass beverage containers. Montana needs to get on their recycling game.

This.  This sounds awesome.
Where are you going to college?

[XhAPPYSLApX]

Congratumations!

This reminded me of this:

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[Calidovi]

Congratumations!

This reminded me of this:

what you say

[Rubidium]

Congratumations!

This reminded me of this:

what you say

They misspelled "proved."

[TheBiggerFish]

Yay!  It netted a meme!

[Tack]

I got a fair way through that poem whilst still entertaining the idea that Lizzie was a horse.

[Orange Wizard]

Yay!  It netted a meme!

Your mum's a meme.

I got a fair way through that poem whilst still entertaining the idea that Lizzie was a horse.

It makes it more interesting, I think.