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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15770930 times)

Helgoland

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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160575 on: July 23, 2015, 04:34:06 pm »
That's why we don't drizzle poop all the time - the lower intestine is designed to remove water REMOVE WATER, making your poop pleasantly hard and non-smeary.
Also your rear end contains lots and lots of blood vessels, making shoving drugs up your butt a surprisingly efficient way of getting high. I don't know if that's relevant for infection chances though.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160576 on: July 23, 2015, 04:42:32 pm »
Fascinating.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160577 on: July 23, 2015, 04:42:44 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on July 23, 2015, 03:32:12 pm
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Quote from: Cinder on July 23, 2015, 12:31:42 pm

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! Enjoy the free hedonism pass.
I'll second the first part, but do use a condom if you're taking it literally. Especially if you're literally taking it - the receptive partner has a greater risk of infection than the penetrating partner.
That would be a happy birthday fucking, I believe. The sentiment sounds platonic.  :P
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160578 on: July 23, 2015, 04:44:05 pm »
If you want to fake a sickness, shoving a garlic clove up your but can make you feverish. Not sure what's in a garlic that can cause that though.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160579 on: July 23, 2015, 05:00:01 pm »
Accidentally spent all night playing Valkyria Chronicles. Worth it.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160580 on: July 23, 2015, 05:04:35 pm »
Quote from: majikero on July 23, 2015, 04:44:05 pm
If you want to fake a sickness, shoving a garlic clove up your but can make you feverish. Not sure what's in a garlic that can cause that though.
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Just eat a shit ton of soft mints until the laxative effect induces a shit ton of bowel movements inducing horrendous diarrhea. There is no need to shove garlic up your butt.
Seriously what the hell is with today? 50 minutes ago I was having a conversation over my dinner about turtle blood enemas and now garlic clove suppositories. This isn't even wtf thread. Why is there so many butt intrusive conversations?
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160581 on: July 23, 2015, 05:09:26 pm »
* Helgoland slowly edges away, hiding the cucumber behind his back
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160582 on: July 23, 2015, 05:14:08 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 23, 2015, 05:04:35 pm
Why is there so many butt intrusive conversations?

the homosexual agenda is taking root

soon we'll all be obsessed with the anus and shoving things into it

damn libruls
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160583 on: July 23, 2015, 05:35:35 pm »
I dunno. It just seemed like a conversation i can get behind. Don't mean to make anyone the butt end of the joke.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160584 on: July 23, 2015, 05:46:47 pm »
Quote from: majikero on July 23, 2015, 05:35:35 pm
I dunno. It just seemed like a conversation i can get behind. Don't mean to make anyone the butt end of the joke.
I don't intend to be an ass, butt perhaps you should leave making crappy puns to the poofessionals.
:D
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160585 on: July 23, 2015, 05:55:38 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on July 23, 2015, 05:46:47 pm
Quote from: majikero on July 23, 2015, 05:35:35 pm
I dunno. It just seemed like a conversation i can get behind. Don't mean to make anyone the butt end of the joke.
I don't intend to be an ass, butt perhaps you should leave making crappy puns to the poofessionals.
:D
Don't be such an arse, he's trying his best.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160586 on: July 23, 2015, 05:56:53 pm »
I summoned the butts originally, all these new butt people are posers. I was into the butt before it was cool.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 06:00:17 pm by TempAcc »
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160587 on: July 23, 2015, 06:05:48 pm »
Shimakazes ass best ass all years.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160588 on: July 23, 2015, 06:07:12 pm »
TOO MUCH BUTT
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #160589 on: July 23, 2015, 06:08:01 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 23, 2015, 06:07:12 pm
TOO MUCH BUTT

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