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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16174400 times)

Tawa

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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151395 on: January 29, 2015, 08:43:31 pm »

Just cast a spell, duh. Here, I'll even tell you the name. Just point, and scream AVADA KEDAVRA!

Everything will go great.
If we're making Harry Potter cracks, then I should mention that the Imperius Curse would be a much better illegal spell to use in a relationship. :P
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151396 on: January 29, 2015, 08:44:13 pm »

Maybe you should find out what they think of oranges.
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151397 on: January 29, 2015, 08:47:11 pm »

Hands off my prospective girlfriend, OW! :P
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151398 on: January 29, 2015, 08:49:01 pm »

Might be better odds to hold off talk of fruit until an actual relationship is formed and comes a bit along, though. Fruit is a raunchy, raunchy topic. Freaking conversational minefield, it is.
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151399 on: January 29, 2015, 08:54:40 pm »

Never, ever, mention cantaloupes, for example.
Or pears. Pears are a bad conversation topic with people you might like. Eggs, while not a fruit, are in the same line.
Lemons and limes are iffy, especially if she just drove. However, they are fine in other conversations.
Passionfruit can be a tough one to find a reason to talk about, but it's not something you want mentioned in an early relationship either; maybe later.
Pineapples... whew, don't talk about pineapples!
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151400 on: January 29, 2015, 08:56:07 pm »

Might be better odds to hold off talk of fruit until an actual relationship is formed and comes a bit along, though. Fruit is a raunchy, raunchy topic. Freaking conversational minefield, it is.
I know.
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151401 on: January 29, 2015, 09:00:45 pm »

That's fucking garbage. Grapefruit is AMAZING.

Fuck that guy, fuck his relatives. Fuck his DOG. DOUBLE fuck the dog.
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151402 on: January 29, 2015, 09:02:16 pm »

Lemons are as hard to eat as water melon. Sounds legit yo.
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151403 on: January 29, 2015, 09:03:14 pm »

Grapes are fruit. So why aren't those called grapefruit?
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151405 on: January 29, 2015, 09:08:29 pm »

... I should have known better than linking the most controversial xkcd of all.
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151406 on: January 29, 2015, 09:10:45 pm »

My bloodlust will only be satiated when that dog has a pair of dicks go into it.

Is this figurative? WHO KNOWS!?
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151407 on: January 29, 2015, 09:14:18 pm »

My booblust will only be satiated when that pair of fuel tanks has a pair of dicks go into it.

Is this figurative? WHO KNOWS!?
FTFY, apparently.
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151408 on: January 29, 2015, 09:15:16 pm »

Atago can be a dog if things get kinky enough.
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Re: [Pan paka pan~] Atagos soft fuel tanks return (Happy thread!!!)
« Reply #151409 on: January 29, 2015, 09:37:22 pm »

Might be better odds to hold off talk of fruit until an actual relationship is formed and comes a bit along, though. Fruit is a raunchy, raunchy topic. Freaking conversational minefield, it is.
I know.
But... tomatoes are tasty. :c
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