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[Knit tie]

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USSR: Hi, Poland, have you met your national hero yet? He's an astronaut!
Poland: Wow, a hero!
USSR: Even USSR respects Poland!
Poland: I knew that it was true! Poland CAN into space!
USSR: Wait a sec, I'll help the hero get out of his spacesuit.
Poland: Thank you very much, Soviet Union!
Ukrainian SSR: It's really Ukraine!
USSR: Hahahahaha, Poland, got you!
Poland: USSR why

Mirosław Hermaszewski, the only Polish astronaut, was born in the Ukrainian SSR.

[scrdest]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

USSR: Hi, Poland, have you met your national hero yet? He's an astronaut!
Poland: Wow, a hero!
USSR: Even USSR respects Poland!
Poland: I knew that it was true! Poland CAN into space!
USSR: Wait a sec, I'll help the hero get out of his spacesuit.
Poland: Thank you very much, Soviet Union!
Ukrainian SSR: It's really Ukraine!
USSR: Hahahahaha, Poland, got you!
Poland: USSR why

Mirosław Hermaszewski, the only Polish astronaut, was born in the Ukrainian SSR.

In the *LATER* Ukrainian SSR. He was from Volhynia, which, along with Lviv, got 'traded' for Bieszczady on Stalin's fiat, but used to be very much Polish before... history... happened. [/historytangent] I've actually seen him in person once.

[Putnam]

I found out what determines which unit you target in the attack data structure, heh

[Skyrunner]

Now you can commit suicide!

[Sergarr]

Now you can commit suicide!

as if suicide was ever a problem in DF

[Helgoland]

Is this a good time to post my favourite Polandball comic?

It's always a good time for that comic. That was awesome.

Also, I'm late to the party, but Hello Owlga! Hello Janet!

* Helgoland waves.

[Lyeos]

Fixed the problem that prevented me from playing some of my Steam games!

[WealthyRadish]

Now you can commit suicide!

as if suicide was ever a problem in DF

Sig'd

Also, just picked out a ham for Thanksgiving (doing it on Tuesday this year). Turkey sucks.

[WillowLuman]

I found out what determines which unit you target in the attack data structure, heh

Time to stick a weapon in chest in such a way that I survive, then just walk around with it like it's nothing.

[Eric Blank]

Stick daggers in all your body parts. Become a human quiver. Yank them out and throw them at people

[Graknorke]

I found out what determines which unit you target in the attack data structure, heh

Time to stick a weapon in chest in such a way that I survive, then just walk around with it like it's nothing.

Only if you pull it out for the purpose of GREETING YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMEN.

[Bauglir]

Turkey sucks.

Says the man who likes ham, apparently. You cannot be trusted

[scrdest]

Turkey sucks.

Says the man who likes ham, apparently. You cannot be trusted

That, or he wants Cyprus for himself.

[WealthyRadish]

Also those goddamn mashed potatoes, always demanding enosis.

[BFEL]

I'm now imagining Janet and Owlga in a back-to-back two woman war against homophobia, and they moved to Texas to fight the problem at its source...or something