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[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Yhea, and my test run of genocidal jam didn't run too well with test markets.
Oh god now I feel horrible.

Oh that wasn't nearly as bad as the ash tray jokes that could be made

[WillowLuman]

Happy Cakeday Arc! Enjoy Extraneous Capitalization!

[SalmonGod]

Spoiler: what I think about PC vs Console war (click to show/hide)

Pfft.

But handheld consoles still hold a special place in my heart.

This GIF is glorious.

[Kadzar]

This is the GREATEst Kickstarter of ALL TIME.

[Sirus]

This is the GREATEst Kickstarter of ALL TIME.

Why do people support this sort of thing? -__-;

[Xantalos]

This is the GREATEst Kickstarter of ALL TIME.

wrong

[KingofstarrySkies]

No, the best is the potato salad one.

[Orange Wizard]

+$5000 savior of the world. Name on the cover and we won’t send you a copy of this game.

[scrdest]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

We are the blood of Wolves and Thor,
As he who is our father, wildness is our blood-
The urge to mine, the urge to soar
The need to be a Child of Thor.

Aye, we who hold our weapons high,
We love the name our fathers knew-
Oh Thor, Lord of the Sky!
Keep my people true.

We slumber now and beg for sleep,
The scourge of Christendom has come.
The shields of knights, they made us weep-
Their arrows blocked the mighty sun.

I am a Child of Thor, whose Father Oden
I adore as my own flesh and blood.
I will not have it said I slept,
I’ll have it said I stood.

The blood of gods is in my veins,
A rage of ages in my heart,
My anger swift,  my justice true
Now death and hate’s my art.

I decided to write something 'cause I felt a bit empty.

So, you're moonlighting as a metal songwriter now?

Copied this onto a friend's toaster. His girlfriend did the face, I did the writing.

Helgo. You are an evil genius.

[hops]

Lost Greek technology - Now in Lego form!

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

New Gmod Idiot box!

[Graknorke]

There was a streetlight in the smack middle of the driveway and you have to swerve around it when entering

That sounds like it's not a particularly legal place to put a driveway.

Lost Greek technology - Now in Lego form!

So how does one calibrate that? The only way I can think of is waiting for an eclipse and then setting the dials. The original must have taken years to get right then, since I imagine the actual computey components wouldn't have been right on the first attempt.

[Gentlefish]

I found a fishing pole out by a dumpster it's in totally awesome condition and would make a perfect panfishing pole!

Of course, there's the fact that there's no reel, but that's easily remedied.

[Dutchling]

There is a reason it was out by a dumpster.

Someone probably tried to have sex with it.

[Gentlefish]

why