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WHERE ARE ALL THESE MUSCLES COMING FROM?

[TD1]

Armok.

[KingofstarrySkies]

...So Armok is the reason people get muscles.

Huh.

[TD1]

Indeed.

Use that which was given to you to fulfil your master's wish.

Muscle from the muscle god

Equals

Blood for the blood god.

[timferius]

...So Armok is the reason people get muscles.

Huh.

All the better to spill blood with I guess.

Annd Ninjad.

[TamerVirus]

The assignment that I put off due to midterms that would have ruined my night got postponed

THANK
GOD

[Putnam]

[flabort]

">71 words you need to know in Mandarin?"
I didn't think Google would be rated so high on the list, but I guess it's a modern world we live in.

[SquatchHammer]

I SAVED ONE OF TOADY'S RELATIVES YESTERDAY!!!

A random toad had wandered into the machine shop I worked at. So I had to save it from hot and sharp flying metal objects and put it back out into nature. Sadly, I couldn't get him/her to tell me any of the specifics of what Toady is working on right now....

[penguinofhonor]

I was expecting an actual Adams family member.

[Karkov]

Heh, suddenly my head canon is that Toady is Gomez Adams' brother.  Or maybe Morticia's brother, I dunno.  Might have to coin flip for it later.

[KingofstarrySkies]

As was I. DISAPPOINT.

[DeKaFu]

">71 words you need to know in Mandarin?"
I didn't think Google would be rated so high on the list, but I guess it's a modern world we live in.

Japanese, actually. The funny thing is that a good chunk of Japanese verbs end in -ru, and "Google" transliterated into Japanese is "Guguru" so they just straight up pretend it's a Japanese verb and conjugate it like one.

Gugutteimasu! (I'm googling it!)

[WillowLuman]

One of my roommates moved in, and he knows how to get/prepare food!

[Redzephyr01]

I believe that I may have discovered why LSP's posts are so funny.