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[SomeStupidGuy]

If it's an arachnid with a diameter less than that of a quarter and not venomous to the degree of being dangerous for humans, it's a spiderbrosis.

The ones that don't fit into those criteria, are misunderstood spiderbrosis(es?).
They don't wanna kill ya, you're just so big and scary. :c

[Flying Dice]

If it's an arachnid with a diameter less than that of a quarter and not venomous to the degree of being dangerous for humans, it's a spiderbrosis.

The ones that don't fit into those criteria, are misunderstood spiderbrosis(es?).
They don't wanna kill ya, you're just so big and scary. :c

If you're large enough to cover a good-sized coin, have eight legs, and you go sploosh when I step on you, you're not my brosis. Old habits from work, where the fuckers liked to web across dark doorways and get into your hair. Those bites were nasty, even though they weren't actually life-threatening. And there's nothing large enough around my house to need superspiders to eat.

[Loud Whispers]

A year on and house spiders are still extinct in my abode. I've all but wiped out the moth population that boomed in the absence of spiders; whenever they deprived me of sleep was when I deprived them of life and began angry moth genocide. Still miss them spiders though, they did all the work for me. Can I borrow some of those spider babies?

[alway]

What if spiders could fly?

Imagine flying tarantulas? That'd be terrifying.

Spiders can fly. Did you not see the ending of Charlotte's Web? All the baby spiders fly away en masse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)

[Gentlefish]

I bought two more sets of "assorted" dice today, a clear set and a copper/steel set I have effectively doubled my dice collection and, in consequence, my critical failure rate.

[Lightningfalcon]

What if spiders could fly?

Imagine flying tarantulas? That'd be terrifying.

Spiders can fly. Did you not see the ending of Charlotte's Web? All the baby spiders fly away en masse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)

I refuse to look at that link.  I am perfectly happy in my ignorance.

[Alev]

What if spiders could fly?

Imagine flying tarantulas? That'd be terrifying.

Spiders can fly. Did you not see the ending of Charlotte's Web? All the baby spiders fly away en masse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)

I refuse to look at that link.  I am perfectly happy in my ignorance.

Yeah.

* Alev goes to look at the link anyways.

[Bauglir]

Hm, an ad for a perfect apartment in my price range. I expect that I'll either not get a response, or else it will be an elaborate trap by some manner of literal giant spider, but I at least hope to be wrong on both counts.

[BadLemonsXI]

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What if spiders could fly?

Imagine flying tarantulas? That'd be terrifying.

Spiders can fly. Did you not see the ending of Charlotte's Web? All the baby spiders fly away en masse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)

I refuse to look at that link.  I am perfectly happy in my ignorance.

Yeah.

* Alev goes to look at the link anyways.

Also you eat a lot of spider's while you sleep too.

[IronTomato]

* IronTomato inhales spiders

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[SomeStupidGuy]

* SomeStupidGuy takes out a credit card and lines up a nice row of spiders, proceeding to snort them up.

Lemme tell ya, you haven't lived until you've been on brown recluse. That stuff gives ya a helluva trip.

_{*DISCLAIMER* SSG doesn't not recommend inhalation of venomous creatures of any kind. *DISCLAIMER*}

[Yoink]

I'm excited.
The weird thing is, it's been so long since I've really looked forward to something that excitement is now like a strange, alien feeling to me. It's probably a bad thing that excitement has become so unfamiliar, but I'm too happy to care. Today is good.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke yawns

* LordSlowpoke stretches

today i am going to be in a bunnysuit

additionally, another wizerd will be in a bunnysuit

i think we're going to run an impromptu underground casino or something but truly i do not know

life's really gotten quite interesting nowadays

[Kadzar]

LSP, are you sure you haven't confused being a wizard with being a furry?

Or maybe he's talking about wearing Playboy bunny suits. I don't know why but I think that would make slightly more sense.

[LordSlowpoke]

...now that would be a plot twist

people come around expecting girls in bunnysuits and they fucking get them, fursuit palooza have a nice day scrub

wonder if i can still arrange that