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[tuypo1]

I just imagined a guy wearing a feret for a hat.

I d'awww'd.

Reminds me of some kids' book I read that was about a guy who wore a cat on his head. Or... something like that. There was also some arseholey old woman, I can't remember what she had to do with anything.

Children's' stories are really weird, when you think about it.

indeed they are I will think of some examples later

[Yoink]

Just got a mole taken off the top of my head. It'll take a few days to heal, but after that I don't need to worry about hitting it while brushing/combing my hair anymore.

What are you gonna replace it with? I suggest a ferret, ferrets are fun.

Yeah, I interpreted it as the animal at first. Very entertaining mental image. I imagine the little fucker just wouldn't let go.

[Kadzar]

It looks like I might have an opportunity to DM for friends irl.

[Graknorke]

A big mummy spider is scuttling around the house.
Going to be little babby spiders everywhere soon.

[Kadzar]

A big mummy spider is scuttling around the house.
Going to be little babby spiders everywhere soon.

Then you wake up, and spiders are flowing out of your every orifice, and you realise the horrible mistake you made.

You should not have impregnated that spider.

[KingofstarrySkies]

If I saw a Mother Spider, I'd stomp it. 

I don't like spiders, and baby spiders are even worse.

[Lightningfalcon]

A big mummy spider is scuttling around the house.
Going to be little babby spiders everywhere soon.

So... you are happy because you finally get a chance to use your new flamethrower?  Just be careful not to burn the ENTIRE house down. 

[KingofstarrySkies]

...

OH GOD BRAIN BLEACH NOW HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Graknorke]

A big mummy spider is scuttling around the house.
Going to be little babby spiders everywhere soon.

Then you wake up, and spiders are flowing out of your every orifice, and you realise the horrible mistake you made.

You should not have impregnated that spider.

I regret nothing!


But actually I just really hate flies. Probably irrationally so.
But if it flies I want it to not be flying any more. Tends to come about a lot easier when there's mad adhesive super-silk everywhere. Certainly beats chasing the buggers around with a tea towel anyway.

[KingofstarrySkies]

*Koss curls into a ball.

s-stahp

[TD1]

Curls into a ball...

Like a spider?

[KingofstarrySkies]

DIE IN FIRE

[Mesa]

As a fellow arachno-and-all-things-creepy-crawly-phobic, I'm with King here. I absolutely detest spiders, flies, fleas, moths, gnats, you call it. If it's small, makes annoying noises, flies, bites, or all of the above, I'm bound to hate and be scared of it.

[Flying Dice]

If it's an arachnid with a diameter less than that of a quarter and not venomous to the degree of being dangerous for humans, it's a spiderbrosis.

[Tiruin]

If it's an arachnid with a diameter less than that of a quarter and not venomous to the degree of being dangerous for humans, it's a spiderbrosis.

O____O
I have spiderbro in my home.
But its the size of my hand.