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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16265456 times)

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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130200 on: May 28, 2014, 10:59:02 pm »
One time I pointed out to a female customer (I'm a checkout chump at a supermarket) that the lid seal on her jar of salsa was broken, as evidenced by the safety button on the lid having popped up. Her response was 'oh, you're so cuuuute!'

I'm still confused by this.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130201 on: May 28, 2014, 10:59:59 pm »
Quote from: Blargityblarg on May 28, 2014, 10:59:02 pm
One time I pointed out to a female customer (I'm a checkout chump at a supermarket) that the lid seal on her jar of salsa was broken, as evidenced by the safety button on the lid having popped up. Her response was 'oh, you're so cuuuute!'

I'm still confused by this.
Yeah, I've got nothing on that one. Sorry, man.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130202 on: May 28, 2014, 11:01:27 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on May 28, 2014, 06:52:37 pm
Yep, cause chicks dig the trickster god.

You've got a good thing going, there. :P
And dudes.
And giants.
And horses.
And goats.
And sea serpents.
And rocks IIRC.
Oh, and wolves.
Loki was a pansexual in case you didn't know.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130203 on: May 28, 2014, 11:02:20 pm »
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130204 on: May 28, 2014, 11:03:07 pm »
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130205 on: May 28, 2014, 11:03:35 pm »
More like everythingsexual.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130206 on: May 28, 2014, 11:04:19 pm »
Quote from: Objective on May 28, 2014, 11:03:35 pm
More like everythingsexual.
SuperUberUltraMegalomaniasexual?
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130207 on: May 28, 2014, 11:04:27 pm »
rolypolying back and forth forever~~~
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130208 on: May 28, 2014, 11:05:32 pm »
"Loki, god on the streets, and a demon in the sheets."
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130209 on: May 28, 2014, 11:07:25 pm »
Mostly just wish loki would take a break from screwing his brother. And stark. And occasionally captain america, th'hulk, more or less everything the freaking walks and several things that don't...

It's like. Tone it back, dude. You're going to break something.
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« Reply #130210 on: May 28, 2014, 11:08:47 pm »
"Loki, Trickster on the beat, and a Fire Jotun 'neath the sheet."
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130211 on: May 28, 2014, 11:09:26 pm »
Loki will never live down that one time he got mounted by a stallion and gave birth to a horsantula.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130212 on: May 28, 2014, 11:23:07 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on May 28, 2014, 11:07:25 pm
Mostly just wish loki would take a break from screwing his brother.
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He doesn't have any relatives. Well, not really. Odin made fake promises about him being family but then later goes through with the whole eternal torture thing. So...
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130213 on: May 28, 2014, 11:38:50 pm »
Quote from: Objective on May 28, 2014, 11:09:26 pm
Loki will never live down that one time he got mounted by a stallion and gave birth to a horsantula.
I have a feeling that won't be in the Avengers movies.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130214 on: May 28, 2014, 11:52:59 pm »
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