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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15768973 times)

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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124575 on: March 21, 2014, 03:19:39 am »

Ahahaha oh man. I'm reading this and giggling like a moron.
At least it's taken my mind off being sick...
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124576 on: March 21, 2014, 03:19:46 am »

Ehehehe. Got video of my mom flipping out to the red wedding on game of thrones. Heheheheheheheheje
Save it for family posterity. :)
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124577 on: March 21, 2014, 03:24:08 am »

Ehehehe. Got video of my mom flipping out to the red wedding on game of thrones. Heheheheheheheheje
Save it for family posterity. :)
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124578 on: March 21, 2014, 03:57:08 am »

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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124579 on: March 21, 2014, 03:58:38 am »

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Ill be waiting for Robbaz to jump on that after Goat Simulator.
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« Reply #124580 on: March 21, 2014, 04:01:11 am »

Holy heck, that actually looks like a really fun game!
27 days to go, eh? Someone remind me to back it when I have money, before the Kickstarter ends. :D
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124581 on: March 21, 2014, 04:54:54 am »

Ahahaha oh man. I'm reading this and giggling like a moron.
At least it's taken my mind off being sick...
IT is an awesome job. I actually got to work off the books at my dad's company last summer. (They paid me in computer parts, which I am entirely OK with.) The IT room at [NAME REDACTED] is a cesspool of computer crap, so I cleaned that. They need twenty-odd identical computers running Linux for the call center? Clonezilla powers... ACTIVATE! These computers are supposed to go to charity? Wipe them, catalogue them, and keep the best bits for myself. (I like to think of it as I was helping underprivileged youth focus on their studies by making sure their computers ared under-spec.) A manager needs her office furniture moved? Set up her desk right under her big flatscreen so that employees can look at funny pictures during performance reviews.

The IT department at [NAME REDACTED] is pretty cool. Last Christmas, they made a tree out of old monitors and a wreath out of RAM sticks. They even have four flatscreens on the wall for the express purpose of showing fancy graphs about the servers.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124582 on: March 21, 2014, 10:22:43 am »

A pair IT guys I worked with once did literally nothing other than playing video games all day. They were frequently called "the best employees of the branch" by our boss, as they always sucked up to him and never asked for raises.
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« Reply #124583 on: March 21, 2014, 10:38:28 am »

...Welp, I know what field I'm going to seek employment in.

Also, Happy: I am happy right now. ^_^
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124584 on: March 21, 2014, 10:40:24 am »

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This is an example of a kickstarter that's getting all its money because of an excellent pitch.
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« Reply #124585 on: March 21, 2014, 11:00:55 am »

I'm studying IT, and I'm rather cynical.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124586 on: March 21, 2014, 11:08:03 am »

Ahahaha oh man. I'm reading this and giggling like a moron.
At least it's taken my mind off being sick...
Those really are hilarious.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124588 on: March 21, 2014, 11:24:53 am »

I dunno...part of it wasn't funny at all (ie totally lazy and getting paid for it >_>) but...erh.
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This is an example of a kickstarter that's getting all its money because of an excellent pitch.
And in its first five days, it's hitting the target.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124589 on: March 21, 2014, 11:27:14 am »

Ahahaha oh man. I'm reading this and giggling like a moron.
At least it's taken my mind off being sick...
Those really are hilarious.
God dam it, I'm in class! I can't laugh aloud.
Part 2 over here. If you want to read it. Apparently Adobe Reader solve all problems.
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