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[Helgoland]

Tell them to get rid of the Einstein bit. That's just overdone.

[Arx]

Finally got around to reading Sapho's script.
I have no words.

Link for Dutchling

[My Name is Immaterial]

Sometimes when you're surfing the web late at night feeling bad for yourself, you find stuff like this, and there's absolutely no tucking way you can feel bad any more. Except if you were involved in the production of this.

[Max White]

Sometimes when you're surfing the web late at night feeling bad for yourself, you find stuff like this, and there's absolutely no tucking way you can feel bad any more. Except if you were involved in the production of this.

I know shes cuddly. Look at me, I'm cuddly!
WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING, BEAR? JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THIS? ARE YOUR PARENTS NOT HOME TOO? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO 'CUDDLE' YOU?
God dammit you are dumb sometimes bear. Anyway I left some pizza in the fridge if you want something for dinner, I won't be home to cook tonight.

[miauw62]

Felt fairly shitty when I left school and I had an excuse to go to the local toy shop, which is probably the nerdiest place in this town.
They sell MtG cards, they have a games workshop rack filled with WH40K stuff and, obviously, games. Also the shopkeeper looks a bit like Gabe Newell.
Highlights of today: Rollercoaster tycoon with 2 expansions (copyright Atari 2004) and a copy of San Andreas for the PS2 that isn't sold yet, somehow.

I don't go there very often, but now I feel better.

[kaijyuu]

Sometimes when you're surfing the web late at night feeling bad for yourself, you find stuff like this, and there's absolutely no tucking way you can feel bad any more. Except if you were involved in the production of this.

I showed that to my wife and she um... pounced me afterward.

[tahujdt]

Ummm...

Anyway, as far as F:NV weapons are concerned, I personally prefer the riot shotgun for short ranged work, That Gun for gunslinging, and the Gobi Campaign rifle or an AMR for sniping. I have GRA, so that means the largest number of special ammo types in the game for the 12-gauge riot shotgun (normal buckshot, 4/0 buckshot, magnum buckshot, magnum 4/0 buckshot, beanbag, coin shot, slug, dragon breath, flechette, and pulse slug) and three mods for the AMR, including one which decreases the weight immensely. In addition, I play with a couple of mods installed, including one which adds a bunch of weapon mods. So a choke, light bolt, and bigger drum for the shotgun, and a silencer for That Gun.

[Gunner-Chan]

So game tycoon came out on steam. It's... Bad apparently. Really, really bad.

The best part is this "review" cag showed me.




A fat 8 guys. A. Fat. 8.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Fat Eight = Fate. Half-Life 3 confirmed.

[IronTomato]

Speaking of games, I recently discovered a game called Toribash in my 'Tube adventures. I doubt I could literally rip people limb from limb like they do in the videos I watched, but the first thing I'm gonna do Is figure out how to CQC like in Metal Gear.

[da_nang]

-snip-

Is it better or worse than Game Dev Tycoon?
Because I was raking in a net 10 billion dollars a week with a 20-year-old MMO running on discontinued hardware in that game.

[chaoticag]

Is it better or worse than Game Dev Tycoon?
Because I was raking in a net 10 billion dollars a week with a 20-year-old MMO running on discontinued hardware in that game.

From the look of all things, worse. Game Tycoon is certainly less polished than Game Dev, and part of it is since it was first released in 2003. The store page has 10 minutes of video gameplay so you might wanna check that out, though I bailed after a while: http://store.steampowered.com/app/273770/

Not sure if I ought to even try the game, but here are some of the red flags I found.
One, I first heard of the game back in 2003/2004 from Xplay, back when it was on tech TV. http://www.g4tv.com/videos/11581/game-tycoon-review/
Two, the music is pretty bad. We're talking jarring sudden transitions and thirty second loops bad.
Three, the game is not fully translated, check out the steam community photos, and both showcase glitches, one of them a language glitch.
Four, it looks like it pads out going from place to place by having your avatar walk around rather than having a good interface to do things. This looks like it can get tedious.
And Five, this is published by the company that publishes second rate simulators such as agriculture simulator and woodcutting simulator.

If you want a good game dev suggestion, and don't mind something with a steep learning curve and spreedsheets, then lemme reccomend Game Biz 3. Check out Grimith playing it on youtube if you wanna get a look at how its like: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLp-wjw6lssYn56ZIa6oTT0Fp6K6OtsyKX

And here is a link to the game: http://www.veloci.dk/gamebiz/

[Dutchling]

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[My Name is Immaterial]

Got my CPR/First Aid/AED certification.

[Dutchling]

I have a junior level A First Aid certificate.
This means I have performed CPR on a doll. A black doll even!

* Dutchling high-fives himself