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[AlleeCat]

This fucking game...

"Where's my spear? Has anyone seen my spear?"

"How can I be a spear carrier without my spear?"
Or my personal favorite,
"Who am I, Odysseus? How much longer do I have to travel before I reach my destination? And where's Calypso?"

The rain of pain falls mainly on your brain.

[Bauglir]

I dropped about eight pounds by cutting out junk food and eating smaller portions over this month.  I also told my psychologist that I'm trans (through a lot of crying), which should help figure out how to deal with my other issues.  If I tell my family, and get them to be ok with it, maybe I can start really living.

That's pretty awesome! Keep on bein' that way. Awesome, that is.

Spoiler: I am happy to live in a world where people create Comedy Twitter Accounts (click to show/hide)

dear liberals: if stem cell research, why haven't science a giant bread? #BringOnTheControversyAndTheToastAlsoAsWell

hello starbacks I have the RIGHT to sample pastry. i guess you don't believe in american.

Uh hello pardon me Darwin: if bird not intelligent design, how come I fit perfect inside a burrito????your move evolution

Start searching for the perfect holiday gift & the inauthentic kind of happiness it is capable of producing

Hermes Birkin bag, hand painted by George Condo. One of one. Christmas present from Yeezy. I carry it around like a sickness of the spirit.

What afflicts the adult is the grotesque illusion of having outgrown illusion. I hope you have the best birthday ever.

A startling vision: twenty thousand crumbs

There will never be a thumbs up. There are no thumbs. No ups.

Fortune cookies are whole crumbs swollen with banal truths.

All my people drug dealing just to get by, stack yo money til it gets sky high! For the moral law is second only to the cosmic gaze above us

Happiness is not an ideal of reason but of imagination, therefore,if you cannot afford a car, you can always name your daughter A-lexis.

Morality is not the doctrine of how we may make ourselves happy, but rather how we make even one's superficial raps' sound super official

why has no one commented on this yet these are glorious

i was at work ok it was busy they have no giant bread

[Steelmagic]

This fucking game...

"Where's my spear? Has anyone seen my spear?"

"How can I be a spear carrier without my spear?"
Or my personal favorite,
"Who am I, Odysseus? How much longer do I have to travel before I reach my destination? And where's Calypso?"

The rain of pain falls mainly on your brain.

And then Talos has a rap battle with someone?

[Aqizzar]

What afflicts the adult is the grotesque illusion of having outgrown illusion. I hope you have the best birthday ever.

Fortune cookies are whole crumbs swollen with banal truths.

Happiness is not an ideal of reason but of imagination, therefore,if you cannot afford a car, you can always name your daughter A-lexis.

Morality is not the doctrine of how we may make ourselves happy, but rather how we make even one's superficial raps' sound super official

I'd like to think I'm a pretty funny nerd when I want to be.  I am clearly bush-league.

[misko27]

You can... Y'can have my portion of croutons, s'okay. I don't much like 'em.

Sirus, I can't wait to see how your kid takes Brutal Doom. The game's very much hit or miss nowadays, so here's to hoping he likes it.

Y'know what, I need to see what all the fuss is about anyways. I'mmah boot up some Brutal Doom myself. Do croutons and entrails go together?

Imma assume you meant Salmon, because I don't have a kid. At least, I'm 99.99repeating% sure I don't o.o;

Having children that you're completely unaware of is just part of the trucker life-style.
...
Probably.

But then again, how would you know If you didn't?

[Tiruin]

I dropped about eight pounds by cutting out junk food and eating smaller portions over this month.  I also told my psychologist that I'm trans (through a lot of crying), which should help figure out how to deal with my other issues.  If I tell my family, and get them to be ok with it, maybe I can start really living.

Go Ogdibus!!

And Congrats to you.

[Hanslanda]

So gorram happy to be off Drug Court. I can not even adequately explain it. So. Happeh.

[Vector]

Gregorian "Sound of Silence."

They also have "We Will Rock You" and "Boulevard of Broken Dreams," amongst others.

[Yoink]

I don't care if I got soaked in the storm or if my boots chafed the hell out of my feet, I got comics!
And the latest issue of TWD is an awesome one indeed! I hadn't even been enjoying the current arc much until the last couple of issues, but they have certainly made up for it. Definitely worth the trip.

[scrdest]

This fucking game...

"Where's my spear? Has anyone seen my spear?"

"How can I be a spear carrier without my spear?"
Or my personal favorite,
"Who am I, Odysseus? How much longer do I have to travel before I reach my destination? And where's Calypso?"

The rain of pain falls mainly on your brain.

What is that game? I need to know.

[Mech#4]

City Building Series. Zeus: Master of Olympus.

Others are Caesar III, Pharaoh and Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom. You can get all but Emperor on Good Old Games.

Zeus is the silliest out of them, also the easiest I would say, but the series is pretty hard and heavy on the management across them all.

[GiglameshDespair]

Oh god the voices in Zeus were horrifically annoying. I always had enough rock-throwing peasants to destroy any army that attacked though.

[Haspen]

Zeus...

* Haspen ponders returning to mission-making. The good old times.

Or maybe I should translate the rest of my stuff, hmph.

[scrdest]

City Building Series. Zeus: Master of Olympus.

Others are Caesar III, Pharaoh and Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom. You can get all but Emperor on Good Old Games.

Zeus is the silliest out of them, also the easiest I would say, but the series is pretty hard and heavy on the management across them all.

Oh, I actually played Zeus a loooooong time ago. As in at least nine years ago.

[AlleeCat]

City Building Series. Zeus: Master of Olympus.

Others are Caesar III, Pharaoh and Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom. You can get all but Emperor on Good Old Games.

Zeus is the silliest out of them, also the easiest I would say, but the series is pretty hard and heavy on the management across them all.

Oh, I actually played Zeus a loooooong time ago. As in at least nine years ago.

When I was younger and just discovering the joys of PC gaming, (used to be a console kid) I played a lot of RTS and god games, especially with the help of my mom, who was really into them. Zeus, and later the expansion, Poseidon, were big on the list, along with Age of Empires, Civilization III, Age of Mythology, Warcraft II... Good times...
Speaking of Warcraft II...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Whawha whawha what do you want?
Why do you keep touching me?