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[Frumple]

Then let us hug, ghetto brother. I have joined the toastouton family.

... it's doing pretty decently.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You can also make your own bread crumbs! By crumbling toasted bread!

[Frumple]

... yes, I'm quite aware of that. Thing is, they don't have breadcrumbs come in packages with a fancy name and a taste, texture, size, smell, and appearance that is nothing like actual breadcrumbs*, so "breadcrumbs" is somewhat more obvious than the eldritch construction process behind the commercial "crouton"**. Which is apparently bread, I don't know! Didn't know. Whatev'.

Leave me to my ghetto croutons and giggling, bah!

E: The scary thing is I'm having trouble telling when I'm eating the meatballs that were in the offbrand and the bread. The texture is... nearly identical.

*Well, unless you count everything that comes in packages that are not, in fact, breadcrumbs. Such as tuna, perhaps.
**You'll note, that unlike breadcrumbs, which are made from crumbs of bread, neither crous nor tons are meaningfully involved with toast. Technically it means crust, apparently, but this stuff is only slightly made from bread crust! The connection is not nearly as obvious.

VVV Because the glory is self-evident and stands afore us with no need for comment, only an ethical duty to observe it. _{Seriously though the fortunate cookie one was great.}

[Vector]

Spoiler: I am happy to live in a world where people create Comedy Twitter Accounts (click to show/hide)

dear liberals: if stem cell research, why haven't science a giant bread? #BringOnTheControversyAndTheToastAlsoAsWell

hello starbacks I have the RIGHT to sample pastry. i guess you don't believe in american.

Uh hello pardon me Darwin: if bird not intelligent design, how come I fit perfect inside a burrito????your move evolution

Start searching for the perfect holiday gift & the inauthentic kind of happiness it is capable of producing

Hermes Birkin bag, hand painted by George Condo. One of one. Christmas present from Yeezy. I carry it around like a sickness of the spirit.

What afflicts the adult is the grotesque illusion of having outgrown illusion. I hope you have the best birthday ever.

A startling vision: twenty thousand crumbs

There will never be a thumbs up. There are no thumbs. No ups.

Fortune cookies are whole crumbs swollen with banal truths.

All my people drug dealing just to get by, stack yo money til it gets sky high! For the moral law is second only to the cosmic gaze above us

Happiness is not an ideal of reason but of imagination, therefore,if you cannot afford a car, you can always name your daughter A-lexis.

Morality is not the doctrine of how we may make ourselves happy, but rather how we make even one's superficial raps' sound super official

why has no one commented on this yet these are glorious

[Helgoland]

Kantye West? Glorious.

[Sirus]

Frumple, if your croutons taste like Chex Mix then you've got some nasty damn croutons. The good ones are made from decent bread, a hint of whatever seasoning you prefer (gimme the ones that are ever-so-lightly salted-and-peppered), and are toasted just enough so that all that remains is a delicious crunchy cube.

[Yoink]

My croutons taste like futons.

[kisame12794]

Man croutons are the shit. Sometimes I just eat them straight outta the bag, like some crazy snack. Glorious.

[Sirus]

Man croutons are the shit. Sometimes I just eat them straight outta the bag, like some crazy snack. Glorious.

* Sirus offers a high five

[Frumple]

Frumple, if your croutons taste like Chex Mix then you've got some nasty damn croutons.

i like chex mix ;_;

Seriously though, the texture is largely radically different, but the seasonings involved seem to pretty similar, in regards to your "standard" (i.e. restaurant) crouton. Particularly the kinda' coin-ished shaped crunchy (crunchier than the rest of it, anyway) brown ones.

... but yeah, snacking on croutons is why I never buy the things. I'd just eat them, and never put them in other food. They never last very long once I notice they're in the residence I'm in, if I have full access to the food. _{Sometimes when I don't, too. The other people have to sleep eventually.}

[Parsely]

Man croutons are the shit. Sometimes I just eat them straight outta the bag, like some crazy snack. Glorious.

* Sirus offers a high five

* GUNINANRUNIN gets in on that high five, because the glory that is croutons.

[Yoink]

I don't know that I've ever actually eaten croutons.

[kisame12794]

Man croutons are the shit. Sometimes I just eat them straight outta the bag, like some crazy snack. Glorious.

* Sirus offers a high five

* Kisame12794 returns the high five

[Steelmagic]

You can... Y'can have my portion of croutons, s'okay. I don't much like 'em.

Sirus, I can't wait to see how your kid takes Brutal Doom. The game's very much hit or miss nowadays, so here's to hoping he likes it.

Y'know what, I need to see what all the fuss is about anyways. I'mmah boot up some Brutal Doom myself. Do croutons and entrails go together?

I think entrails go well with everything.

[Frumple]

Croutons seem to go well with just about everything, too. Apparently. So probably!

Only entrails dishes I can think off the top of my head are haggis and chitlins*, and I've never tried either (with or without croutons), but hell, breaded haggis sounds like something you'd do, so croutons would probably go well with it.

*E: Though apparently they make chitlins out of things besides possum. I have learned something new!