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[FearfulJesuit]

Train travel is so much better than plane travel. The WiFi is free. The stewards aren't petty mooks who get off on making trapped customers obey pointless rules and regs. The café doesn't try to rip you off. The legroom is ample.

Why'd we ever invent domestic air transportation, again?

[GiglameshDespair]

OK, if I came home to find a man hipthrusting on my car (once I get one), I'd be annoyed and disgusted.

The cars are his.

I doubt he's owned over 500 cars... or the helicopter.

[scrdest]

Train travel is so much better than plane travel. The WiFi is free. The stewards aren't petty mooks who get off on making trapped customers obey pointless rules and regs. The café doesn't try to rip you off. The legroom is ample.

Why'd we ever invent domestic air transportation, again?

Wow. You have ANY WiFi in trains, paid or not? I've been happy to find out there are trains with power sockets.

[LordSlowpoke]

Train travel is so much better than plane travel. The WiFi is free. The stewards aren't petty mooks who get off on making trapped customers obey pointless rules and regs. The café doesn't try to rip you off. The legroom is ample.

Why'd we ever invent domestic air transportation, again?

Wow. You have ANY WiFi in trains, paid or not? I've been happy to find out there are trains with power sockets.

wot

There've been trains that had power sockets here in the seventies. Granted, they are in the hallways and nowadays you need to get yourself an adapter to not fry your everything should you happen to be in that sort of train but they exist. i expect wifi to arrive circa 2030 though

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Japanese trains are amazing, the damn things fly across the tracks but unfortunately no wifi or power plugs.

DAMN YOU FOR NOT CATERING TO ONE SPECIFIC WHIM OF A LITTLE SQUABBLING HUMAN JAPAN!

THE OTHER STUFF IS COOL HOWEVER.

[Bauglir]

Rather than cook my traditional meal of vegetables and pasta, I decided to forego health entirely, and layered a couple of cinnamon raisin bagels with cheddar cheese, ambiguous meat patties, and barbecue sauce. It's amazing.

EDIT: And I've also saved up enough money to buy the minimum order of 20 pounds of organ meat, so that's also nice. I'll do it tomorrow.

[Frumple]

...

organ meat?

[MaximumZero]

Rather than cook my traditional meal of vegetables and pasta, I decided to forego health entirely, and layered a couple of cinnamon raisin bagels with cheddar cheese, ambiguous meat patties, and barbecue sauce. It's amazing.

EDIT: And I've also saved up enough money to buy the minimum order of 20 pounds of organ meat, so that's also nice. I'll do it tomorrow.

Is it bad that I went "Ew, organs...wait, which organs?"

[GiglameshDespair]

All the organs are kidneys, the worst organ.

[scrdest]

Train travel is so much better than plane travel. The WiFi is free. The stewards aren't petty mooks who get off on making trapped customers obey pointless rules and regs. The café doesn't try to rip you off. The legroom is ample.

Why'd we ever invent domestic air transportation, again?

Wow. You have ANY WiFi in trains, paid or not? I've been happy to find out there are trains with power sockets.

wot

There've been trains that had power sockets here in the seventies. Granted, they are in the hallways and nowadays you need to get yourself an adapter to not fry your everything should you happen to be in that sort of train but they exist. i expect wifi to arrive circa 2030 though

* scrdest mutters something angrily

[Bauglir]

Well, I'm building a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do. I want to see if this crazy idea I had will work (80% heart, 10% liver, 10% brain, ground together). Also, unqualified, meat generally just refers to the flesh of an animal. Organ meat is just more specific.

[Graknorke]

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organ meat?

You want to know neither the organ, nor the animal.

[Tellemurius]

Shit i would love to ride the train if it didn't cost as much as an 3 hour airline flight
same route too.

Organ meat usually refers to specific body parts thats all. Heart is considered organ meat due to the fact its the toughest muscle in your whole body.

Heart is good for stews, long ass stews.
Liver is good fried.
Who the hell eats kidneys.
Brains are good basted.

[Aqizzar]

I emerge from Hangoverland.  Populated: Fucked.

Turns out dirty martinis are awesome.  I mean, I already knew that, but it sure felt like I had a revelation.

[Graknorke]

Who the hell eats kidneys.

*raises hand*
I have not yet eaten a part of a dead animal that I dislike more than any other part.