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[Thecard]

SNOW HAS COME! HURRAY!

Noooooo D:

Eh, don't come into the northern midwest and you'll be fine. For now. Though I do have to say you should come to Michigan's Upper Peninsula, as this place is gorgeous.

I don't have any control over where I'm sent. Snow is fine to look at, but ridiculously dangerous for me to drive in - especially since I have no experience at it.

Just have the hookers get out and shovel it for you.

[Sirus]

SNOW HAS COME! HURRAY!

Noooooo D:

Eh, don't come into the northern midwest and you'll be fine. For now. Though I do have to say you should come to Michigan's Upper Peninsula, as this place is gorgeous.

I don't have any control over where I'm sent. Snow is fine to look at, but ridiculously dangerous for me to drive in - especially since I have no experience at it.

Just have the hookers get out and shovel it for you.

There aren't enough hookers in the world to remove a flipped-over big rig from the bottom of a cliff. Not without heavy lifting equipment anyway. That's what I'm worried about more than merely getting snowed in :I

[Thecard]

SNOW HAS COME! HURRAY!

Noooooo D:

Eh, don't come into the northern midwest and you'll be fine. For now. Though I do have to say you should come to Michigan's Upper Peninsula, as this place is gorgeous.

I don't have any control over where I'm sent. Snow is fine to look at, but ridiculously dangerous for me to drive in - especially since I have no experience at it.

Just have the hookers get out and shovel it for you.

There aren't enough hookers in the world to remove a flipped-over big rig from the bottom of a cliff. Not without heavy lifting equipment anyway. That's what I'm worried about more than merely getting snowed in :I

I think you may be severely underestimating the power of hookers.

But fine, if you don't wanna risk flipping a big rig over a cliff, I won't blame you. That does sound really f-ing scary.


Also, I said f-ing because I'm trying to cut down on swearing. Wish me luck, y'all.

[Sirus]

SNOW HAS COME! HURRAY!

Noooooo D:

Eh, don't come into the northern midwest and you'll be fine. For now. Though I do have to say you should come to Michigan's Upper Peninsula, as this place is gorgeous.

I don't have any control over where I'm sent. Snow is fine to look at, but ridiculously dangerous for me to drive in - especially since I have no experience at it.

Just have the hookers get out and shovel it for you.

There aren't enough hookers in the world to remove a flipped-over big rig from the bottom of a cliff. Not without heavy lifting equipment anyway. That's what I'm worried about more than merely getting snowed in :I

I think you may be severely underestimating the power of hookers.

But fine, if you don't wanna risk flipping a big rig over a cliff, I won't blame you. That does sound really f-ing scary.


Also, I said f-ing because I'm trying to cut down on swearing. Wish me luck, y'all.

Best of luck! I used to never swear, but I have recently developed the mouth of a stereotypical sailor. Or trucker. Whatever.

[Haspen]

* Haspen notices quote pyramids.

>:u

[Sirus]

-snip-

Does the god of truckers and hookers Obama swear a lot?

Oh yes, frequently. But never around others.

[Graknorke]

Brass Eye, why oh why did people not learn from you?

[lue]

My god... we must know more! Immediately!

[Graknorke]

My god... we must know more! Immediately!

Well as you can see, it's clearly due to an increase in child drug use.

[Helgoland]

Met an old school mate(ette) at a completely random philosophy student's bar crawl. Most were two semesters below me (she too, btw), and I wasn't even invited. Turned out to be a good evening though~

[Thecard]

Met an old school mate(ette) at a completely random philosophy student's bar crawl. Most were two semesters below me (she too, btw), and I wasn't even invited. Turned out to be a good evening though~

Oh-ho-ho?

[misko27]

My god... we must know more! Immediately!

Well as you can see, it's clearly due to an increase in child drug use.

Oh wow that is a wonderful graph. Pray tell, where is this from?

[Sirus]

Something silly to be happy about, but I "discovered" that the Roman numeral for 666 is DCLXVI. Not a single repeated "digit" and they're in perfect descending order. For some reason, this really appeals to me.

[Descan]

But is it missing any digits? I mean besides M and up.

[Frumple]

It is an unhappy cyclops DC with a hell of a hat LXVI.

Wait, no. Accordion hat.