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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16316979 times)

JoshuaFH

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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #108900 on: July 09, 2013, 02:42:14 am »

The giant fly flew into the trash can.

After hours of waiting patiently, the mighty hunter sees his chance. He's been wanting this one all day, but hasn't managed to catch it. The fumes of snacks forgotten have lured it into what will be its residual sugar and popcorn grease grave.

Carefully, with years of training and preparation guiding his hands, the hunter reaches for the bag inside the bin. It'll make a fine makeshift net, so long as the creature isn't startled... NOW!

In an instant, it's all over: The bag's opening is shut on the foul creature, and it struggles mightily against fate within its crinkly plastic tomb. The hunter laughs aloud in glee as he quickly locates the fly within the opaque bag, and crushes it with sickening finality between his fingers.

The den is silent. Sitting back and bathing in the glory of his self importance, the hunter sits back, wondering how he'll gloat about his feat on the Internet.

After hours of torture and uncertainty, he has finally found peace.



TLDR; I trapped an annoying and large fly in a trash bag and killed it.

Reminds me of the time I got a mouse under a carpet, and then just stomped it flat.

Probably only one stomp was necessary, but I gave it ten just to make sure.
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« Reply #108901 on: July 09, 2013, 02:48:04 am »

Mouse jam!
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« Reply #108902 on: July 09, 2013, 03:00:29 am »

New Prequel! Woooooooooooooooooooo~
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« Reply #108903 on: July 09, 2013, 03:02:05 am »

New Prequel! Woooooooooooooooooooo~
To what?
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« Reply #108906 on: July 09, 2013, 03:49:33 am »

New Prequel! Woooooooooooooooooooo~
To what?
Prequel
Whats that?
According to the description thingy i read it's "an interactive story where readers serve as the protagonist's subconscious." Also it has apparently been called things such as "Making a cat cry: the adventure" more here
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Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #108907 on: July 09, 2013, 04:47:13 am »

New Prequel! Woooooooooooooooooooo~


With music by Eston "silence" Schweickart! Wooo!

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« Reply #108909 on: July 09, 2013, 06:34:48 am »

It's going to be a long night.

I have not read the book this pertains to but I am none the less intrigued. Kind of like a written format of Red letter medias reviews :p
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« Reply #108910 on: July 09, 2013, 06:37:12 am »

New Prequel! Woooooooooooooooooooo~
To what?
Prequel
I have read all of it since I last asked you what it was, and all I can say is.. Thank you….
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« Reply #108911 on: July 09, 2013, 07:01:42 am »

So after finally overcoming my rage when playing Brain Age: Concentration Training... I have to say my concentration is actually increasing, little by little.

Playing Devilish Calculations, I was sure that three-back (remembering a string of three problems and then answering the first one asked, then adding another one and repeating 27 times) would just kick my ass forever, but holy shit I'm starting to get the hang of it. I'm averaging about 70-80%, and I need 85% to move to the next difficulty.

Then there's the Concentration Challenge, which you're only allowed to do once per day, which is just an unending string of two-back boxes (similar to three-back calcs, but instead of doing calculations, you're simply remembering the number of boxes shown) and you see how long you can go without making a mistake. I started at around 30 seconds, but now I'm almost at 2 minutes. It gets tricky when it tries to break your concentration by tinting the screen red, making the music faster, adding more boxes, placing the boxes in weird patterns to make it hard to see how many there are at a glance, etc. I'm almost proud of myself.

Then there's the card memory game, which is just the game everyone knows where you have face-down cards, and you gotta match the pairs. The only catch here is that you're only allowed to look at each card once, and then incorrectly matching that card goes against your score. I'm oscillating around level 10 and 11 at the moment, which is about 30-32 cards to remember, which is a bigger difference than you might think. But whereas when I started off getting frustrated all the time, now it's a little easier to remember the order of the cards.

I'm getting back into running as well. I can make it about halfway around my block without having to slow down and catch my breath. Maybe getting in shape is possible after all.
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« Reply #108912 on: July 09, 2013, 07:29:47 am »

New Prequel! Woooooooooooooooooooo~
To what?
Prequel
Whats that?
According to the description thingy i read it's "an interactive story where readers serve as the protagonist's subconscious." Also it has apparently been called things such as "Making a cat cry: the adventure" more here
Ugh. I cannot read it from the beginning. It's just the main character having a shitty life and giving up all the time. I don't need a reminder of my own life, thank you very much...

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« Reply #108913 on: July 09, 2013, 08:09:19 am »

New Prequel! Woooooooooooooooooooo~
To what?
Prequel
Whats that?
According to the description thingy i read it's "an interactive story where readers serve as the protagonist's subconscious." Also it has apparently been called things such as "Making a cat cry: the adventure" more here
Ugh. I cannot read it from the beginning. It's just the main character having a shitty life and giving up all the time. I don't need a reminder of my own life, thank you very much...
This is the point where I say "it gets better!" but it doesn't. Wave after wave of bullshit keeps happening.

Altough this update is really nice.
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« Reply #108914 on: July 09, 2013, 08:13:02 am »

And here we go, new Smooth McGroove!

And it's Sonic this time!
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