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[misko27]

Happy Birthday, self.
 
16 years

[Pnx]

So today had a variety of different happy's, the latest being when I played GoldenEye: Source, which is honestly the craziest FPS I've ever played. Then I got to talk with my brother (he's been busy a lot just recently) about how the Welsh rugby team has gone from dominating to being dominated. Apparently one of the players got teabagged.

[Cassandra]

Happy Birthday, self.
 
16 years    of not dying yet.

Happy birthday!~

[Slayerhero90]

I had lasagna for dinner.

[Xantalos]

Happy Birthday, self.
 
16 years    of not dying yet.

Happy birthday!~

INDEED. GOOD JOB WITH THE NOT DYING. I WILL NOW SPEAK TO YOU IN ALL CAPS UNTIL SAID BIRTHDAY IS OVER.

[iceball3]

Playing some pokemon.
Woah....
I never actually got that to work until now but...

Did I win the game? :3

[Xantalos]

Wat.

[iceball3]

Wat.

Lookit my stats. It's insaaaanely high.

[Bauglir]

4 calc lectures watched today. 5 left for tomorrow, and I don't have to worry about grocery shopping or bill paying or anything like that tomorrow, so I'll have more time. Gonna get this done. Maybe even retain the information.

[Reelya]

[Mego]

Good parenting right there.

[MaximumZero]

Welp, I've helped cause the end of the world. Yeah, that ghetto-speak-ifier thing from earlier? I put Beowulf into it.

The results were fuckin' hilarious.

[Xantalos]

Welp, I've helped cause the end of the world. Yeah, that ghetto-speak-ifier thing from earlier? I put Beowulf into it.

The results were fuckin' hilarious.

...
I'll go put the Odyssey into it now.

EDIT: Even better than I had anticipated.

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fclassics.mit.edu%2FHomer%2Fodyssey.1.i.html&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

[Kadzar]

Duh. Babies suck at surfacing for air; it needs a snorkel.

[Solifuge]

Welp, I've helped cause the end of the world. Yeah, that ghetto-speak-ifier thing from earlier? I put Beowulf into it.

The results were fuckin' hilarious.

...
I'll go put the Odyssey into it now.

EDIT: Even better than I had anticipated.

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fclassics.mit.edu%2FHomer%2Fodyssey.1.i.html&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Then Minerva holla'd, "Father, lil hustla of Saturn, Mack of kings, it served Aegisthus muthafuckin right, n' so it would any one else whoz ass do as he did; but Aegisthus is neither here nor there; it aint nuthin but fo' Ulysses dat mah heart bleeds, when I think of his sufferings up in dat lonely sea-girt island, far away, poor man, from all his wild lil' playas. It be a island covered wit forest, up in tha very middle of tha sea, n' a goddess lives there, daughta of tha magician Atlas, whoz ass looks afta tha bottom of tha ocean, n' carries tha pimped out columns that keep heaven n' earth asunder. This daughta of Atlas has gotz hold of poor unaiiight Ulysses, n' keeps tryin by every last muthafuckin kind of blandishment to make his ass forget his home, so dat he is chillaxed of life, n' be thinkin dat of nothang but how tha fuck he may once mo' peep tha smoke of his own chimneys. You, sir, take no heed of this, n' yet when Ulysses was before Troy did he not propitiate yo ass wit nuff a burnt sacrifice, biatch? Why then should yo ass keep on bein so supa pissed wit him?"

And Jove holla'd, "My fuckin child, what tha fuck is yo ass rappin' about, biatch? How tha fuck can I forget Ulysses than whom there is no mo' capable playa on earth, nor mo' liberal up in his offerings ta tha immortal godz dat live up in heaven, biatch? Bear in mind, however, dat Neptune is still furious wit Ulysses fo' havin blinded a eye of Polyphemus mackdaddy of tha Cyclopes. Polyphemus is lil hustla ta Neptune by tha nymph Thoosa, daughta ta tha sea-kin Phorcys; therefore though he aint gonna bust a cap up in Ulysses outright, he tormentz his ass by preventin him from gettin home. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Still, let our asses lay our headz together n' peep how tha fuck we can help his ass ta return; Neptune will then be pacified, fo' if our crazy-ass asses is all of a mind he can hardly stand up against us."

I... have no words.

P.S. This is a thing.

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