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[Frumple]

I totally understand the terror of the human predator better, this day. Just chased a young chicken around to the point it more or less fell over and gave up, just by casually walking after it for a few minutes.
 

Spoiler: I can just kinda' channel (via anthropomorphizing, of course!) its thoughts: (click to show/hide)

"Eating, eating, eating, OH GOD GIANT THING! IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME! Into the bushes into the bushes run run run the bushes will protect m- IT'S WALKING THROUGH THE BUSHES HOW THESE TREES ARE LIKE THE SIZE OF MY WHOLE BODY AND IT'S JUST PASSING THROUGH UNSLOWED OH GOD, RUN, RUN FASTER hide hide hide in the metal box it can't get me in the metal box SWEET MOTHER OF EGGYOKE GIANT PINK FIVE-TOOTHED MAW* IS COMING INSIDE RUN, RUN FASTER, RUN FASTER it'll have to get tired it'll have to get tired go for open space, go for open space IT'S SPROUTED A MASSIVE METAL HAIR THING**, THE HAIR IS IN FRONT BUT THE GIANT'S IN BACK HOW Turn run faster run faster run faster it's not slowing WHY DOES IT NOT TIRE run run run pant pant run run *LODGE* Oh. Oh... fuck. I'm stuck. I can't move. It's getting close. I'm... I'm going to die. Maybe if I don't move, it won't eat me OH GOD THE MAW COMES IT'S GOT ME IT'S GOT ME I'VE BEEN PULLED INTO SPACE WHY GODS WHY *put down* Eh?

I'm... I'm with my siblings. I'm alive. I'M ALIVE OH GOD IT'S STILL THERE WATCHING RUN TO THE CORNER RUN TO THE CORNER EVERYONE RUN AWAAAAY"

And then I made sure it had food and water and went back inside.

*A hand.
**A fishing net, used to cut off escape.

E: Should I spoiler that big chunk of text? Maybe? Spoilered the meat of it, due to somewhat obnoxiously large size.

[Bauglir]

Just finished a 3.5 page setting email for Final Fantasy 6, complete with music for each location.

Most of the potential players have already played the game, why am I doing this

[Flying Dice]

It's a beautiful, clear, starry night out. Had a walk and a bit of a chat with a nice girl. Talked with a stray calico cat for a few minutes. Found a little peace by embracing some amorphous, monstrously depressing thoughts.


It has been a good day now.

[kaijyuu]

Cats don't generally make good conversation. Mine's talkative, but all he ever says is "meow."

[Frumple]

Y'don't need conversation to have a good talk though...

Walls make pretty decent sounding boards, really. Cats are even better, because they're fuzzy and they purr.

[Facekillz058]

Hey guys, Xbox Live has Internet Explorer now.

Guess where i'm posting this from.
[/nolife]

[Aklyon]

Hey guys, Xbox Live has Internet Explorer now.

Guess where i'm posting this from.
[/nolife]

How does it compare to the browser on other consoles/handhelds?

[Facekillz058]

It sucks.
Like, bad.
Its all blurry and ugly.
It won't run flash games, understandably.
All and all.
A PSP has better internet browsing.

[Aklyon]

You're saying the PSP, which will constantly thrown 'not enough memory' errors at you and thus not load any lengthy page if you have anything else in its two other tabs open, works better?

(note, this is a PSP-1000. Newer, less cfw-friendly psps might be better at that browser thing.)

[Bauglir]

Thought I'd accidentally deleted my game design dice roller. I didn't. Thank Setzer for backups.

[Rose]

After wrangling with sound drivers for a week I finally possibly eradicated the scratchy sound issues I was having which somehow slow down sounds being played. It was weird and horrible.

 Unfortunately, I'm realizing more and more that my computer is quickly becoming obsolete for my habits. 2 gigs of RAM cannot handle modern browsers and their media playing requirements. And while DDR3 is cheap DDR2 has yet to really drop down in the same way. Addressing the downfalls of my computer would require getting a whole new Motherboard, so this whole prospect is tough to swallow.

I was in the same situation up until a few days ago, before I finally bit the bullet and upgraded. Now I have a beastly machine that'll keep me going for a while.

[Bauglir]

Agh, I apparently did lose the up to date version that included the obscure bugfix that was throwing off percentages by a hundredth of a percent and had the output as a big ol' array of values that allowed for easier analysis. Back into the coding mines.

EDIT: Hopy shit, it worked the first time?

[MaximumZero]

Hey guys, Xbox Live has Internet Explorer now.

Guess where i'm posting this from.
[/nolife]

You're saying the PSP, which will constantly thrown 'not enough memory' errors at you and thus not load any lengthy page if you have anything else in its two other tabs open, works better?

(note, this is a PSP-1000. Newer, less cfw-friendly psps might be better at that browser thing.)

Just sayin', you guys know a dude who can totally sell you real computers.

[Flying Dice]

Hey guys, Xbox Live has Internet Explorer now.

Guess where i'm posting this from.
[/nolife]

You're saying the PSP, which will constantly thrown 'not enough memory' errors at you and thus not load any lengthy page if you have anything else in its two other tabs open, works better?

(note, this is a PSP-1000. Newer, less cfw-friendly psps might be better at that browser thing.)

Just sayin', you guys know a dude who can totally sell you real computers.

I'm going to refrain from commenting on HP out of respect for you.

[MaximumZero]

Eh, can't really argue with the #1 spot for marketshare worldwide for PCs, Servers and Printers. Say what you want, I'm backed by (possibly arguably) the biggest tech company in the world. So nyah.

Also, I'm drinking a Harder Cherry Bomb. Aww yeah.