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[Xantalos]

Hey
hey guys
the quote pyramid tsunami
it stopped

[Aklyon]

mmmmm aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
installing windows on new computer right now. its baaaaaaad 3.7hgh i7, 16gigs of ddr3 16000, half a terrabye of ssd at 580mbps and up to 90000 iops per second.

i have the wierdest boner right now.   

its enough to ?make up for my terrible day tat work

Windows 7, not 8, right?

[Hanslanda]

Hey
hey guys
the quote pyramid tsunami
it stopped

... You are in the wrong place, I suspect.

[Xantalos]

Hey
hey guys
the quote pyramid tsunami
it stopped

... You are in the wrong place, I suspect.

No, the quote pyramid tsunai for YOU ALWAYS ROLL 5. It stopped.

[Nadaka]

what are you talking about? noone willingly installs windows 8.

[Flying Dice]

In Soviet Russia, Windows 8 is standard on all glorious computermachines of the people.


Defying expectations about stupid memes, hey-o.

[FearfulJesuit]

There are new Furbies out, apparently. This has given me an idea.

There should be a line of Furbies that have an upper bound on happiness, but no functional lower bound on it. In other words, you could take care of your Furby, and it would act healthy and happy. Or, you could lock it in a dark box, give it its Furby food through a hole in said box, and take it out of the box just to beat it on its head at a random time every day. It would quickly start whimpering, then scream obscenities and muffled pleas for Uncle Furby not to touch it at random, especially in the middle of the night. After a while, it would develop one of a number of preprogrammed psychological disorders; the owner can plug the Furby into the computer for a psychological readout, and nurse it back to health by being calm, kind and predictable, although the Furby will still act irrationally for several weeks and would, depending on disorder, have to be kept away from high ledges or other Furbies (which it might try to abuse or otherwise act inappropriately towards; a hard choice as some disorders might be sped up with socialization of the Furby!). Furbies which were sufficiently fucked up for a long enough period of time can only become functional again up to a point, and all have a possibility, no matter how small, of relapsing and screaming or trying to self-harm.

A perfect gift for the child who has a tendency to forget toys!

[misko27]

There are new Furbies out, apparently. This has given me an idea.

There should be a line of Furbies that have an upper bound on happiness, but no functional lower bound on it. In other words, you could take care of your Furby, and it would act healthy and happy. Or, you could lock it in a dark box, give it its Furby food through a hole in said box, and take it out of the box just to beat it on its head at a random time every day. It would quickly start whimpering, then scream obscenities and muffled pleas for Uncle Furby not to touch it at random, especially in the middle of the night. After a while, it would develop one of a number of preprogrammed psychological disorders; the owner can plug the Furby into the computer for a psychological readout, and nurse it back to health by being calm, kind and predictable, although the Furby will still act irrationally for several weeks and would, depending on disorder, have to be kept away from high ledges or other Furbies (which it might try to abuse or otherwise act inappropriately towards; a hard choice as some disorders might be sped up with socialization of the Furby!). Furbies which were sufficiently fucked up for a long enough period of time can only become functional again up to a point, and all have a possibility, no matter how small, of relapsing and screaming or trying to self-harm.

A perfect gift for the child who has a tendency to forget toys!

I always felt bad when not playing with a toy. Stuff like that STILL makes me feel bad.

[FearfulJesuit]

There are new Furbies out, apparently. This has given me an idea.

There should be a line of Furbies that have an upper bound on happiness, but no functional lower bound on it. In other words, you could take care of your Furby, and it would act healthy and happy. Or, you could lock it in a dark box, give it its Furby food through a hole in said box, and take it out of the box just to beat it on its head at a random time every day. It would quickly start whimpering, then scream obscenities and muffled pleas for Uncle Furby not to touch it at random, especially in the middle of the night. After a while, it would develop one of a number of preprogrammed psychological disorders; the owner can plug the Furby into the computer for a psychological readout, and nurse it back to health by being calm, kind and predictable, although the Furby will still act irrationally for several weeks and would, depending on disorder, have to be kept away from high ledges or other Furbies (which it might try to abuse or otherwise act inappropriately towards; a hard choice as some disorders might be sped up with socialization of the Furby!). Furbies which were sufficiently fucked up for a long enough period of time can only become functional again up to a point, and all have a possibility, no matter how small, of relapsing and screaming or trying to self-harm.

A perfect gift for the child who has a tendency to forget toys!

I always felt bad when not playing with a toy. Stuff like that STILL makes me feel bad.

Now you'll feel worse!

[Xantalos]

There are new Furbies out, apparently. This has given me an idea.

There should be a line of Furbies that have an upper bound on happiness, but no functional lower bound on it. In other words, you could take care of your Furby, and it would act healthy and happy. Or, you could lock it in a dark box, give it its Furby food through a hole in said box, and take it out of the box just to beat it on its head at a random time every day. It would quickly start whimpering, then scream obscenities and muffled pleas for Uncle Furby not to touch it at random, especially in the middle of the night. After a while, it would develop one of a number of preprogrammed psychological disorders; the owner can plug the Furby into the computer for a psychological readout, and nurse it back to health by being calm, kind and predictable, although the Furby will still act irrationally for several weeks and would, depending on disorder, have to be kept away from high ledges or other Furbies (which it might try to abuse or otherwise act inappropriately towards; a hard choice as some disorders might be sped up with socialization of the Furby!). Furbies which were sufficiently fucked up for a long enough period of time can only become functional again up to a point, and all have a possibility, no matter how small, of relapsing and screaming or trying to self-harm.

A perfect gift for the child who has a tendency to forget toys!

I always felt bad when not playing with a toy. Stuff like that STILL makes me feel bad.

Now you'll feel worse!

This is a perfect idea.

[armeggedonCounselor]

There are new Furbies out, apparently. This has given me an idea.

There should be a line of Furbies that have an upper bound on happiness, but no functional lower bound on it. In other words, you could take care of your Furby, and it would act healthy and happy. Or, you could lock it in a dark box, give it its Furby food through a hole in said box, and take it out of the box just to beat it on its head at a random time every day. It would quickly start whimpering, then scream obscenities and muffled pleas for Uncle Furby not to touch it at random, especially in the middle of the night. After a while, it would develop one of a number of preprogrammed psychological disorders; the owner can plug the Furby into the computer for a psychological readout, and nurse it back to health by being calm, kind and predictable, although the Furby will still act irrationally for several weeks and would, depending on disorder, have to be kept away from high ledges or other Furbies (which it might try to abuse or otherwise act inappropriately towards; a hard choice as some disorders might be sped up with socialization of the Furby!). Furbies which were sufficiently fucked up for a long enough period of time can only become functional again up to a point, and all have a possibility, no matter how small, of relapsing and screaming or trying to self-harm.

A perfect gift for the child who has a tendency to forget toys!

That's fucked up. And yet entirely appropriate considering the forum.

[alway]

New furby: And now you, too, can experience the Schadenfreude of giving one to your children, just as your parents did to you! Traumatize your children for life today! Just $59.99!

I mean, really, the horror stories from those of our generation are great. Like a furby falling off a shelf, a decade after its batteries were removed, and suddenly opening its eyes and saying 'feed me' in a creepy voice (due to it being pretty much out of power).

[FearfulJesuit]

It would be even more realistic if, just like with people, there were a few Furbies in every hundred or thousand manufactured that developed psychological disorders no matter how you took care of them. You never know what you'll get!

Hell, you could make even more money off the line by selling accessories like Furby lithium and Furby Prozac.

[Scelly9]

There are new Furbies out, apparently. This has given me an idea.

There should be a line of Furbies that have an upper bound on happiness, but no functional lower bound on it. In other words, you could take care of your Furby, and it would act healthy and happy. Or, you could lock it in a dark box, give it its Furby food through a hole in said box, and take it out of the box just to beat it on its head at a random time every day. It would quickly start whimpering, then scream obscenities and muffled pleas for Uncle Furby not to touch it at random, especially in the middle of the night. After a while, it would develop one of a number of preprogrammed psychological disorders; the owner can plug the Furby into the computer for a psychological readout, and nurse it back to health by being calm, kind and predictable, although the Furby will still act irrationally for several weeks and would, depending on disorder, have to be kept away from high ledges or other Furbies (which it might try to abuse or otherwise act inappropriately towards; a hard choice as some disorders might be sped up with socialization of the Furby!). Furbies which were sufficiently fucked up for a long enough period of time can only become functional again up to a point, and all have a possibility, no matter how small, of relapsing and screaming or trying to self-harm.

A perfect gift for the child who has a tendency to forget toys!

Someone needs to crack the things and make it happen.

It would be even more realistic if, just like with people, there were a few Furbies in every hundred or thousand manufactured that developed psychological disorders no matter how you took care of them. You never know what you'll get!

Oh, god. Counterfeit Furbies dropped onto store shelves.

[Flying Dice]

I would have a shelf full of Furbies if they did that. What a beautifully horrible idea.