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[JoshuaFH]

Just found an awesome channel that teaches you how to make food.

I never knew that I was serving watermelon so wrong, nor that you can make cheeseburgers so easily.

He even has a way to end world hunger.

I honestly never knew about this guy, but it's kind of scary how harsh he is with that food. Maybe it's just all the SQUISHYSQUIRTYMUSHY sounds that it creates when he's manhandling the inside of a watermelon like a violent deranged Gallagher, it's just a little unnerving.

[Johuotar]

Yeah that was what I felt too, the watermelon video slightly disturbing. :S

[penguinofhonor]

I'm really scared for the watermelons of the world now.

[Bauglir]

New glasses get! Hopy shit, everything is so clear and distinct. Quantum physics is no longer intuitive and obvious!

[Scelly9]

I have a kindle now. It is bloody cool.

[Solifuge]

Also:

Redbull is attempting a super high jump, predicted to break the sound barrier. Can't describe how giddy this makes me feel, holy crap they're doing it again

Huh, so they're actually trying to get a guy to break the sound-barrier with just his own body today, and streaming the descent. Pretty cool birthday present, world. Thanks.

[ChairmanPoo]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[kaenneth]

http://www.macromeme.com/dog/coke-rocket.html

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Brace yourself, his ego is coming.

[miauw62]

Hehe, imho, he's the best character in the avengers.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Just found an awesome channel that teaches you how to make food.

I never knew that I was serving watermelon so wrong, nor that you can make cheeseburgers so easily.

He even has a way to end world hunger.

I honestly never knew about this guy, but it's kind of scary how harsh he is with that food. Maybe it's just all the SQUISHYSQUIRTYMUSHY sounds that it creates when he's manhandling the inside of a watermelon like a violent deranged Gallagher, it's just a little unnerving.

The brutality is a sign of confidence, it doesn't matter if food is properly cooked so long as you're confident...
Well, it might matter if it's meat, so there is that. But what's a little food poisoning, right?

[Loud Whispers]

Just found an awesome channel that teaches you how to make food.

I never knew that I was serving watermelon so wrong, nor that you can make cheeseburgers so easily.

He even has a way to end world hunger.

I honestly never knew about this guy, but it's kind of scary how harsh he is with that food. Maybe it's just all the SQUISHYSQUIRTYMUSHY sounds that it creates when he's manhandling the inside of a watermelon like a violent deranged Gallagher, it's just a little unnerving.

The brutality is a sign of confidence, it doesn't matter if food is properly cooked so long as you're confident...
Well, it might matter if it's meat, so there is that. But what's a little food poisoning, right?

"You can taste the confidence!"

"The texture of scrambled brain is a bit off though."

[kaijyuu]

Happy B-Day

[alway]

RIT lab internet. <3
100% downloaded in under 15 minutes.

I'm also wondering what language Steam's download service is written in... it devours ~1GB of RAM when downloading at that rate, implying either some complex decompression scheme or a garbage collected language taking a while to clean up after itself...

[RedKing]

The most recent Oatmeal.

It's like an xkcd what-if, only with more bloodthirsty cats. (Actually, I'm wondering if someone will submit this question as a future what-if...)