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[Sirus]

IN OTHER NEWS.... o_o

Listening to Monty Python is my happy for today.

PLEASE! TELL US MORE OF THIS SNAKE NAMED MONTY!

[Flying Dice]

Join me on the celibacy side! We have... Well, actually it kind of sucks over here, but you can do whatever you want without nagging. And uh... Uh... Free porn!

But...if you're already celibate when the Great Reassigning comes, they'll turn you into a Pansexual.

... But I don't like goats...

I think that's "omnisexual," Hans. Pan just means "gender blind," ie no difference whatsoever beyond the obvious practical stuff.

Please tell me I'm not the only one that made this connection.

[MaximumZero]

Let me rephrase this. I liked dressing as a zombie too. But for specific acts of which- oh fuck it. It's really wierd to bone a zombie. Really wierd.

And supervillain/hero costumes are awesome.

You...missed the point of that exchange. The superhero costumes were crotchless.

[Hanslanda]

And now for something completely different.

Spidoosh.

I think that's "omnisexual," Hans. Pan just means "gender blind," ie no difference whatsoever beyond the obvious practical stuff.

Please tell me I'm not the only one that made this connection.

Indeed you are. But whoa.

Let me rephrase this. I liked dressing as a zombie too. But for specific acts of which- oh fuck it. It's really wierd to bone a zombie. Really wierd.

And supervillain/hero costumes are awesome.

You...missed the point of that exchange. The superhero costumes were crotchless.

You did not mention this. THIS IS HIGHLY RELEVANT DATA, MAN.

[MaximumZero]

You did not mention this. THIS IS HIGHLY RELEVANT DATA, MAN.

I thought that was something you could extrapolate based on the conversation!

[Hanslanda]

You did not mention this. THIS IS HIGHLY RELEVANT DATA, MAN.

I thought that was something you could extrapolate based on the conversation!

No. There was nothing in your post to indicate crotchlessness! I just figured they were sexy costumes. Sexy costumes don't necessarily mean crotchless costumes!

[Flying Dice]

You did not mention this. THIS IS HIGHLY RELEVANT DATA, MAN.

I thought that was something you could extrapolate based on the conversation!

No. There was nothing in your post to indicate crotchlessness! I just figured they were sexy costumes. Sexy costumes don't necessarily mean crotchless costumes!

What world are you living in? 

[Scelly9]

You did not mention this. THIS IS HIGHLY RELEVANT DATA, MAN.

I thought that was something you could extrapolate based on the conversation!

No. There was nothing in your post to indicate crotchlessness! I just figured they were sexy costumes. Sexy costumes don't necessarily mean crotchless costumes!

Not by a long shot.

[MaximumZero]

Okay, okay, I don't wanna go too much farther in this conversation because I don't want anyone banned (especially not me.)

Despite it being a pretty legit happy, let's go back to normal happy, k?

[Aklyon]

Planetary Annihilation.

The goals keep getting better and more awesome.

[Hanslanda]

What world are you living in? 

A very unfun, unsexy world. It's called 'Bible Belt America'.

Okay, okay, I don't wanna go too much farther in this conversation because I don't want anyone banned (especially not me.)

Despite it being a pretty legit happy, let's go back to normal happy, k?

Agreed.

[Solifuge]

The bible is actually crazy-raunchy. The amount of Begetting in it rivals the collected trashy novels at most supermarkets.

Modern Christian Fundamentalists? Much more repressed.

[MaximumZero]

The bible is actually crazy-raunchy. The amount of Begetting in it rivals the collected trashy novels at most supermarkets.

Modern Christian Fundamentalists? Much more repressed.

Song of Solomon, yo. I'm sure we've covered this before.

[Aklyon]

The bible is actually crazy-raunchy. The amount of Begetting in it rivals the collected trashy novels at most supermarkets.

Modern Christian Fundamentalists? Much more repressed.

So, to quote the not-bible, the new people are doing it wrong?

[Hanslanda]

The bible is actually crazy-raunchy. The amount of Begetting in it rivals the collected trashy novels at most supermarkets.

Modern Christian Fundamentalists? Much more repressed.

So, to quote the not-bible, the new people are doing it wrong?

Very much so. I know a particular woman at work who is a textbook example of how they're doing it wrong. She says shes a good Christian, thinks Muslims should burn in hell. Says I should be in prison for being a drug addict, yet she takes Vicodin like they're going out of style. Thinks Jesus was awesome, also thinks he was white and not jewish. Thinks sex is immoral, has never had sex.
The lady is fucking forty, and she's seriously never had sex. I suddenly feel very bad for her. :/ You guys just made me a nicer person. How did this happen?