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[crazysheep]

Still, I think I'd rather not. I'm celibate by choice. And you can't force me to sleep with anything without some serious firepower.

Will a bottle of absinthe do?

[MaximumZero]

Join me on the celibacy side! We have... Well, actually it kind of sucks over here, but you can do whatever you want without nagging. And uh... Uh... Free porn!

But...if you're already celibate when the Great Reassigning comes, they'll turn you into a Pansexual.

... But I don't like goats...

After a while you take what you can get, it's not so baaaad.

Once again, Dr. Pepper, meet brain. >.<

I, a pansexual, have three requirements (and a couple of "recommended"s)
Required: Over 18, Legally consenting, Human.
Recommended (will help your cause): Under 250 lbs (give or take, depending on height, build and gender,) not wearing a costume of any kind, not asking me to hurt them (this borders on mandatory).

Still, I think I'd rather not. I'm celibate by choice. And you can't force me to sleep with anything without some serious firepower.

Aren't we talking about a magic ray gun that flips your sex drive inside-out? Isn't that enough firepower to destroy the world?

[Sirus]

I come back after dinner and family time, and find this discussion. WTF? O_o

[kaijyuu]

Bay12 is awesome like that.

[Mego]

I come back after dinner and family time, and find this discussion. WTF? O_o

You should be used to this by now.

[Shinotsa]

I come back after dinner and family time, and find this discussion. WTF? O_o

Great! You've already met your daily requirements for good, wholesome, family activities. Now back to the depravity!

[Sirus]

I can't enjoy the depravity too much, I have an archaeology test tomorrow D:

[Mego]

I can't enjoy the depravity too much, I have an archaeology test tomorrow D:

And now my brain is trying to imagine archaeology porn. Thanks a lot, Bay12.

Mmm... Alex Kingston.

[Kadzar]

not wearing a costume of any kind,

Really? You don't mean "not certain types of costumes and/or reserving the right to veto"?

[MaximumZero]

not wearing a costume of any kind,

Really? You don't mean "not certain types of costumes and/or reserving the right to veto"?

I may bend the rules a little sometimes. >.>

[Valid_Dark]

-clip-

I actually clapped my hands and nearly woke everybody up.

[Hanslanda]

not wearing a costume of any kind,

Really? You don't mean "not certain types of costumes and/or reserving the right to veto"?

I may bend the rules a little sometimes. >.>

Dock/dorito bag dress chick liked dressing as a zombie. It's a bit strange. o.O Just saying.

[MaximumZero]

not wearing a costume of any kind,

Really? You don't mean "not certain types of costumes and/or reserving the right to veto"?

I may bend the rules a little sometimes. >.>

Dock/dorito bag dress chick liked dressing as a zombie. It's a bit strange. o.O Just saying.

That is a bit strange. I went to a party once where there were two girls dressed (and nearly proportioned) as Catwoman and Harley Quinn. That was a good party. Too bad I was too drunk to collect numbers or names.

[Hanslanda]

Let me rephrase this. I liked dressing as a zombie too. But for specific acts of which- oh fuck it. It's really wierd to bone a zombie. Really wierd.

And supervillain/hero costumes are awesome.

[armeggedonCounselor]

IN OTHER NEWS.... o_o

Listening to Monty Python is my happy for today.