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[Descan]

They eat penguins. He stuck a breeding pair in there.

[MaximumZero]

Went to a family gathering today, became beanbag-tossing CHAMPION. In a family where everyone but me plays football or basketball, it's nice to have my own niche

If you want the secret to throwing a perfect football every time, lemme know. I happen to know that secret. ^_^

[Sirus]

Went to a family gathering today, became beanbag-tossing CHAMPION. In a family where everyone but me plays football or basketball, it's nice to have my own niche

If you want the secret to throwing a perfect football every time, lemme know. I happen to know that secret. ^_^

Could you also teach me the secret of tackling people who weigh two of you? Because that and catching are my biggest problems

[MaximumZero]

Went to a family gathering today, became beanbag-tossing CHAMPION. In a family where everyone but me plays football or basketball, it's nice to have my own niche

If you want the secret to throwing a perfect football every time, lemme know. I happen to know that secret. ^_^

Could you also teach me the secret of tackling people who weigh two of you? Because that and catching are my biggest problems

Secret 1: When you're about to release the ball, squeeze, then release the ball. This will ensure a proper spiral almost every time.
Secret 2: To easily catch a football, make a diamond with your index fingers and thumbs, then wrap your hands around it and pull it into your gut. Alternatively, cradle the ball with your forearms, then put one of your arms under it, and the other over it to prevent it from popping loose.
Secret 3: The easiest way to tackle someone bigger than you is by plowing ahead full steam, watching their belt buckle (or corresponding area) and when your shoulder meets their midsection, chop at the backs of their knees with your hands. Ensure that your head is next to their hip, and that you are primarily hitting with your dominant arm. This will almost guarantee a de-cleater hit.

[Jervill]

One of my roommates is about as nerdy as I am.   He's a fan of both Star Trek and Star Wars, hooray!

[Aklyon]

One of my roommates is about as nerdy as I am.   He's a fan of both Star Trek and Star Wars, hooray!

Is he actually a fan, or he just someone whose a fan of both because otherwise he'll call one the other and then people say they didn't know he was a fan of that.

[Phantom of The Library]

One Day Left! 

The music just keeps getting better as the days go by, at first I thought it was just a remix of "Calling", but now it seems to be a combination of a bunch the different songs from the first game remixed and mixed.  So far I hear "Twister-[Gang Mix]," "Calling," "Hybrid," and "Owari-Hajima."

[Furtuka]

Let's hope that what the staff have said about there being more stuff than the leak was true

[Putnam]

Pepto-Bismol and Tums make me stop vomiting and instead burp what tastes like Pepto-Bismol.

[Flying Dice]

As long as you don't start projectile-vomiting Pepto-Bismol, you should be okay. If you do start projectile-vomiting Pepto-Bismol, you might want to look for a good pharmacist crosstrained as an exorcist. I hear they've started making heartburn medication infused with holy water; now you can expel your inner demons and that triple bacon cheeseburger at the same time!

[da_nang]

Went to a family gathering today, became beanbag-tossing CHAMPION. In a family where everyone but me plays football or basketball, it's nice to have my own niche

If you want the secret to throwing a perfect football every time, lemme know. I happen to know that secret. ^_^

Could you also teach me the secret of tackling people who weigh two of you? Because that and catching are my biggest problems

Secret 1: When you're about to release the ball, squeeze, then release the ball. This will ensure a proper spiral almost every time.
Secret 2: To easily catch a football, make a diamond with your index fingers and thumbs, then wrap your hands around it and pull it into your gut. Alternatively, cradle the ball with your forearms, then put one of your arms under it, and the other over it to prevent it from popping loose.
Secret 3: The easiest way to tackle someone bigger than you is by plowing ahead full steam, watching their belt buckle (or corresponding area) and when your shoulder meets their midsection, chop at the backs of their knees with your hands. Ensure that your head is next to their hip, and that you are primarily hitting with your dominant arm. This will almost guarantee a de-cleater hit.

Sooo, you're playing a very aggressive goalkeeper?

[kaijyuu]

As long as you don't start projectile-vomiting Pepto-Bismol, you should be okay. If you do start projectile-vomiting Pepto-Bismol, you might want to look for a good pharmacist crosstrained as an exorcist. I hear they've started making heartburn medication infused with holy water; now you can expel your inner demons and that triple bacon cheeseburger at the same time!

Hint: It's not really holy water, but a regular ol' laxative.


Still does great at "expelling" your "inner demons" though!

[MaximumZero]

Went to a family gathering today, became beanbag-tossing CHAMPION. In a family where everyone but me plays football or basketball, it's nice to have my own niche

If you want the secret to throwing a perfect football every time, lemme know. I happen to know that secret. ^_^

Could you also teach me the secret of tackling people who weigh two of you? Because that and catching are my biggest problems

Secret 1: When you're about to release the ball, squeeze, then release the ball. This will ensure a proper spiral almost every time.
Secret 2: To easily catch a football, make a diamond with your index fingers and thumbs, then wrap your hands around it and pull it into your gut. Alternatively, cradle the ball with your forearms, then put one of your arms under it, and the other over it to prevent it from popping loose.
Secret 3: The easiest way to tackle someone bigger than you is by plowing ahead full steam, watching their belt buckle (or corresponding area) and when your shoulder meets their midsection, chop at the backs of their knees with your hands. Ensure that your head is next to their hip, and that you are primarily hitting with your dominant arm. This will almost guarantee a de-cleater hit.

Sooo, you're playing a very aggressive goalkeeper?

Nah. Sirus asked for advice on catching, not falling on the ground after no one's hit him.

[Sirus]

Went to a family gathering today, became beanbag-tossing CHAMPION. In a family where everyone but me plays football or basketball, it's nice to have my own niche

If you want the secret to throwing a perfect football every time, lemme know. I happen to know that secret. ^_^

Could you also teach me the secret of tackling people who weigh two of you? Because that and catching are my biggest problems

Secret 1: When you're about to release the ball, squeeze, then release the ball. This will ensure a proper spiral almost every time.
Secret 2: To easily catch a football, make a diamond with your index fingers and thumbs, then wrap your hands around it and pull it into your gut. Alternatively, cradle the ball with your forearms, then put one of your arms under it, and the other over it to prevent it from popping loose.
Secret 3: The easiest way to tackle someone bigger than you is by plowing ahead full steam, watching their belt buckle (or corresponding area) and when your shoulder meets their midsection, chop at the backs of their knees with your hands. Ensure that your head is next to their hip, and that you are primarily hitting with your dominant arm. This will almost guarantee a de-cleater hit.

Sooo, you're playing a very aggressive goalkeeper?

Nah. Sirus asked for advice on catching, not falling on the ground after no one's hit him.

Keep in mind, when I said I was terrible at catching, I meant my hand-eye coordination and reflexes generally aren't sufficient for such sports

I'm not a football sort of guy anyway.

[MaximumZero]

Went to a family gathering today, became beanbag-tossing CHAMPION. In a family where everyone but me plays football or basketball, it's nice to have my own niche

If you want the secret to throwing a perfect football every time, lemme know. I happen to know that secret. ^_^

Could you also teach me the secret of tackling people who weigh two of you? Because that and catching are my biggest problems

Secret 1: When you're about to release the ball, squeeze, then release the ball. This will ensure a proper spiral almost every time.
Secret 2: To easily catch a football, make a diamond with your index fingers and thumbs, then wrap your hands around it and pull it into your gut. Alternatively, cradle the ball with your forearms, then put one of your arms under it, and the other over it to prevent it from popping loose.
Secret 3: The easiest way to tackle someone bigger than you is by plowing ahead full steam, watching their belt buckle (or corresponding area) and when your shoulder meets their midsection, chop at the backs of their knees with your hands. Ensure that your head is next to their hip, and that you are primarily hitting with your dominant arm. This will almost guarantee a de-cleater hit.

Sooo, you're playing a very aggressive goalkeeper?

Nah. Sirus asked for advice on catching, not falling on the ground after no one's hit him.

Keep in mind, when I said I was terrible at catching, I meant my hand-eye coordination and reflexes generally aren't sufficient for such sports

I'm not a football sort of guy anyway.

So, you're already good at soccer?