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[MaximumZero]

Once I lose the weight, I'll post. I did at one point post a picture of me with long hair and no goatee in the photo share thread, though.

[Descan]

I... really don't look good without a beard. Family agrees, boy agrees. Most people agree.

I must be SPESHUL.

[alway]

I... really don't look good without a beard. Family agrees, boy agrees. Most people agree.

I must be SPESHUL.

No, same here. I had to shave off mine at one point for some surgery; after shaving it, even my mother, who had been hounding me to shave it off for years (because I'm pretty sure that's just what mothers do), took one look and stated "You need a beard."

[penguinofhonor]

I've been told that a beard makes me look like a dirty hippie, and no beard makes me look like a... uh, non-dirty hippie? Clean hippie? I don't remember the exact terminology used.

[Truean]

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[freeformschooler]

We're talking about beards? I want to grow one, it's just that the in-between-beard stage is so long (at least right now) and almost looks unprofessional somehow.

I want to look professional.

[MaximumZero]

We're talking about beards? I want to grow one, it's just that the in-between-beard stage is so long (at least right now) and almost looks unprofessional somehow.

I want to look professional.

Wait, professional what? Programmers have to have a scraggly beard and/or neckbeard. It's part of the uniform.

[Aklyon]

Truean, that sounds rather awesome. I think.

[Aqizzar]

We're talking about beards? I want to grow one, it's just that the in-between-beard stage is so long (at least right now) and almost looks unprofessional somehow.

I want to look professional.

Trust me dude, there is no such thing as a professional beard.  Now do you want to look like Business or like Programming?

Because trust me, I put on slacks and shirtsleeves every day to go to my programming job.  I do not look professional.

[alway]

I've been told that a beard makes me look like a dirty hippie, and no beard makes me look like a... uh, non-dirty hippie? Clean hippie? I don't remember the exact terminology used.

Mine's a stereotypical programmer's beard.

We're talking about beards? I want to grow one, it's just that the in-between-beard stage is so long (at least right now) and almost looks unprofessional somehow.

I want to look professional.

Wait, professional what? Programmers have to have a scraggly beard and/or neckbeard. It's part of the uniform.

Aaaannnd ninja'd. Was just about to point that out. Just learn C++ and go between rapidly typing and stroking your beard as you stare intently at the code.

[MaximumZero]

I've been told that a beard makes me look like a dirty hippie, and no beard makes me look like a... uh, non-dirty hippie? Clean hippie? I don't remember the exact terminology used.

Mine's a stereotypical programmer's beard.

We're talking about beards? I want to grow one, it's just that the in-between-beard stage is so long (at least right now) and almost looks unprofessional somehow.

I want to look professional.

Wait, professional what? Programmers have to have a scraggly beard and/or neckbeard. It's part of the uniform.

Aaaannnd ninja'd. Was just about to point that out. Just learn C++ and go between rapidly typing and stroking your beard as you stare intently at the code.

Well, that and pulling your hair out trying to figure out who typed this shi...Oh, wait, that's your code.

[Aqizzar]

Well, that and pulling your hair out trying to figure out who typed this shi...Oh, wait, that's your code.

You might think that's always bad, but when you're officially learning on the job, it's downright stupefying.  I look at code I wrote two months ago and think, how does this even work?  Why did I write this?  Even if I didn't know what I was doing, I couldn't have been so dumb as to write something that a smarter me can't even decipher...

[alway]

I've been told that a beard makes me look like a dirty hippie, and no beard makes me look like a... uh, non-dirty hippie? Clean hippie? I don't remember the exact terminology used.

Mine's a stereotypical programmer's beard.

We're talking about beards? I want to grow one, it's just that the in-between-beard stage is so long (at least right now) and almost looks unprofessional somehow.

I want to look professional.

Wait, professional what? Programmers have to have a scraggly beard and/or neckbeard. It's part of the uniform.

Aaaannnd ninja'd. Was just about to point that out. Just learn C++ and go between rapidly typing and stroking your beard as you stare intently at the code.

Well, that and pulling your hair out trying to figure out who typed this shi...Oh, wait, that's your code.

"Urg... I don't drink; why can't I remember writing this shit! Gahhhh, what the hell is this?!? I don't even know what that was supposed to be doing!"

Though still not as bad as the time I found a comment on an archaic bit of code saying "You figured this out; you don't need comments for this." Why yes, I do need comments for this, thank you very much.

[Scelly9]

I've been told that a beard makes me look like a dirty hippie, and no beard makes me look like a... uh, non-dirty hippie? Clean hippie? I don't remember the exact terminology used.

Mine's a stereotypical programmer's beard.

We're talking about beards? I want to grow one, it's just that the in-between-beard stage is so long (at least right now) and almost looks unprofessional somehow.

I want to look professional.

Wait, professional what? Programmers have to have a scraggly beard and/or neckbeard. It's part of the uniform.

Aaaannnd ninja'd. Was just about to point that out. Just learn C++ and go between rapidly typing and stroking your beard as you stare intently at the code.

Well, that and pulling your hair out trying to figure out who typed this shi...Oh, wait, that's your code.

"Urg... I don't drink; why can't I remember writing this shit! Gahhhh, what the hell is this?!? I don't even know what that was supposed to be doing!"

Though still not as bad as the time I found a comment on an archaic bit of code saying "You figured this out; you don't need comments for this." Why yes, I do need comments for this, thank you very much.

Hehehe, its a bit like my early writing, or any writing I do after 11:00 PM. My god, I was shit.

[Aqizzar]

Though still not as bad as the time I found a comment on an archaic bit of code saying "You figured this out; you don't need comments for this." Why yes, I do need comments for this, thank you very much.

My God, that's like giving yourself the finger though time.  "I am gonna get such a kick out of this when I see it in a few months.  Future Me will laugh his brilliant ass off!  Like hey me, remember how smart we are?  Good times."