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[kaijyuu]

*solemn pat on the back*

[GlyphGryph]

Eh, come on, surely you got something out of it, had some decent times right? Better to dwell on what you gained (and learned) than what you didn't - after all, you're not really worse off than you were before (though I'm well aware how your emotions are going to attempt to adamantly prove the contrary).

Most of us have been there, found someone great only to have it all go to pot for one reason or another, usually when things were looking their most promising.

Fuck dude, I once gave a girl my berries, my super special berries, my lemons, my limes - we spent the evening together, we barely wanted to leave at the end... and then she refused to even speak to me afterwards, god knows why! Talk about ungrateful - you'd think that would at least earn a verbal "no I don't ever want to see or speak to you again" rather that absolute radio silence. Especially since her roommates were incredibly cool and I was looking forward to seeing them again almost as much as the girl. Bluh, I say!

But in the end, you know what? It was a damned good evening (and the time leading up to it), I had a great time with someone I liked (at the time), and I was better off than if I'd ended up doing a host of other things.

Obviously you're going to have to kick your emotions in the nuts to even TRY to think like that, but even if you don't succeed 100% I usually find it to at least be worth the effort.

Edit:
Also, lying to myself helps! Clearly she fell for me so fast that she scared herself off due to her fear of commitment.
Or desired for commitment she didn't think I could provide (for pretty good reason).
Or maybe she just couldn't handle my incredible brain and amazing body, thought it was too good for her.
Either way. Doesn't have to actually be TRUE, that's why it's a lie!

(Not actually sure I recommend this last bit)

[miauw62]

this always cranks me up.

[Sheb]

Damn. Well,it's gonna be okay Ehndras. I suggest you do the mandatory getting drunk with a friend while bitching about how every single girl on Earth is a slut that ain't worth our time - except mommy.

[Rose]

Well, unless mommy is a woman of negotiable affection.

We won't judge.

[Ehndras]

Dafuq.

I guess the 2-paragraph text message I sent her following the incident cleared everything up.

This chick must be fucking bipolar or something, because suddenly she's talking to me again, is fine with being my friend, and still wants to go out dancing and to a concert with me this weekend.

Apparently she didn't block me, she simply deleted her facebook account. Entirely. 30 seconds after telling me she can never speak to me again and can't be my friend because I'm too good to her, too nice, and she's a boring and quiet person who's too f*cked up to be friends with someone like me, and all this other shit.

<_<

I'm so. Fucking. Confused.

If I don't come back on B12 by monday, I've been murdered, necro-raped, possibly cut into pieces and made into macaroni art or some sort of macabre leathery blow-up doll, but BY GOD am I going to have the most awesomely drunken weekend of partying I've ever had before this chick changes her god damned mind and hates me again.

And yes, I realize I'm a god damned idiot, but screw it - I happen to like, no, love damaged women.

FUCKYEAHEMOTIONALISSUES.

[RedKing]

Meh....been there, done that rollercoaster ride. I got enough damage for two people, I prefer the other person to be stable.

[Ehndras]

I could never date a stable chick, I'm too kinky, too sexual, too out-there, too many fetishes, too crazy, too much of my own bagage, etc. I've had plenty of 'normal' chicks into me but its just like... What do you expect? We have nothing in common whatsoever and you want to date me because you're attracted to me? Pfft, like that's going to work out.

[MonkeyHead]

I could never date a stable chick, I'm too kinky, too sexual, too out-there, too many fetishes, too crazy, too much of my own bagage, etc. I've had plenty of 'normal' chicks into me but its just like... What do you expect? We have nothing in common whatsoever and you want to date me because you're attracted to me? Pfft, like that's going to work out.

As I said, theres always a catch. Sorry dude. Could be worse: you could end up married to the outwardly incredible but messed up on the inside woman, and then have 2 kids with her, like I have.

[RedKing]

True, I'd probably have had more fun with a woman as deranged as I am, but I found it was better long-term to find someone who'd remember to pay the bills and remind me to eat occasionally. Also, less instances of "demonic possession" than nympho-psycho chick I dated in college (still not sure if that was real, a psychotic episode or just mind game).

[Ehndras]

True, I'd probably have had more fun with a woman as deranged as I am, but I found it was better long-term to find someone who'd remember to pay the bills and remind me to eat occasionally. Also, less instances of "demonic possession" than nympho-psycho chick I dated in college (still not sure if that was real, a psychotic episode or just mind game).

>_> I'm inclined to say self-inflicted psychosis - unless she happened to be schizophrenic like my uncle.

[Ehndras]

I could never date a stable chick, I'm too kinky, too sexual, too out-there, too many fetishes, too crazy, too much of my own bagage, etc. I've had plenty of 'normal' chicks into me but its just like... What do you expect? We have nothing in common whatsoever and you want to date me because you're attracted to me? Pfft, like that's going to work out.

As I said, theres always a catch. Sorry dude. Could be worse: you could end up married to the outwardly incredible but messed up on the inside woman, and then have 2 kids with her, like I have.

Almost did, broke our engagement and somehow never got her pregnant after a 4-year relationship in which I used condoms only the first month we were sexually active.

If I'm sterile I'm going to laugh my ass off. If not, I'm the luckiest son of a b*tch in the world.

[Rose]

So there I was, just listening to some music, and out of nowhere, suddenly pushups.

No idea how that happened.

[Ehndras]

So there I was, just listening to some music, and out of nowhere, suddenly pushups.

No idea how that happened.

"DROP AND GIVE ME +50 INTERNETS, SOLDIER!"

Spontaneous pushups are always good. I went to the gym last night at 11 PM, felt fucking awesome.

[Nadaka]

Dafuq.

I guess the 2-paragraph text message I sent her following the incident cleared everything up.

This chick must be fucking bipolar or something, because suddenly she's talking to me again, is fine with being my friend, and still wants to go out dancing and to a concert with me this weekend.

Apparently she didn't block me, she simply deleted her facebook account. Entirely. 30 seconds after telling me she can never speak to me again and can't be my friend because I'm too good to her, too nice, and she's a boring and quiet person who's too f*cked up to be friends with someone like me, and all this other shit.

<_<

I'm so. Fucking. Confused.

If I don't come back on B12 by monday, I've been murdered, necro-raped, possibly cut into pieces and made into macaroni art or some sort of macabre leathery blow-up doll, but BY GOD am I going to have the most awesomely drunken weekend of partying I've ever had before this chick changes her god damned mind and hates me again.

And yes, I realize I'm a god damned idiot, but screw it - I happen to like, no, love damaged women.

FUCKYEAHEMOTIONALISSUES.

If she is a petite black haired girl named Kacie, say hi to ex and try not to get stabbed.