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[penguinofhonor]

I've been in drag before and apparently it's pretty convincing. I don't have any curves or anything, but I'm skinny and have a pretty androgynous body type so I can pretty much do what I want.

[Flying Dice]

Yeah, being very slender with hair down to mid-back doesn't help matters. I sometimes wonder what I'd look like if I had been born a woman: really, really feminine; or gruff, wide-shouldered and strong-jawed? 

[Yannanth]

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[Flying Dice]

Honestly, I have no idea. I probably fall somewhere close to bisexual on the hetero side, but my sex drive is about as strong as a Vespa's engine.

[MaximumZero]

On the contrary, I am a bisexual man with a sex drive as powerful as the engines on the Blackbird. This is not always a good thing. >__________>;;

[JoshuaFH]

Honestly, I have no idea. I probably fall somewhere close to bisexual on the hetero side, but my sex drive is about as strong as a Vespa's engine.

Loud and carrying an overweight man?

[Flying Dice]

Honestly, I have no idea. I probably fall somewhere close to bisexual on the hetero side, but my sex drive is about as strong as a Vespa's engine.

Loud and carrying an overweight man?

Did not need that mental image. Especially because one of my former managers fits that description perfectly.

[kaijyuu]

I'm bi with a hefty hetero bias, and as for sex drive analogies... like, a Honda. A small one.



This thread is now about sexuality.

[Delta Foxtrot]

Honestly, I have no idea. I probably fall somewhere close to bisexual on the hetero side, but my sex drive is about as strong as a Vespa's engine.

I for one am straight as a flag pole. With a patriotic flag of your choice.

I actually upset a friend once when I kissed her then-boyfriend at a party. She didn't rage but she certainly wasn't amused either. Then there's that other guy I flirted with throughout high school. I'm straight but I don't mind wooing guys who are androgynous enough. I'm pretty sure I ended up kissing him as well.


... And I wonder why I've been mistaken for gay several times in the past. Just to be clear: I don't identify myself as gay or bi.

[Remalle]

Straight (or asexual sometimes), but I'd totally go gay for Freddy Mercury.  If he was alive, of course.

...who am I kidding, his rotting corpse is probably sex incarnate, too.

[kaenneth]

Straight (or asexual sometimes), but I'd totally go gay for Freddy Mercury.  If he was alive, of course.

...who am I kidding, his rotting corpse is probably sex incarnate, too.

Don't tell the Chinese, or he'll end up in pill form.

(that's not racist, is it?)

[Descan]

It is totally racist. But I love you anyway.

[Flying Dice]

Straight (or asexual sometimes), but I'd totally go gay for Freddy Mercury.  If he was alive, of course.

...who am I kidding, his rotting corpse is probably sex incarnate, too.

To be fair, who wouldn't go necrophiliac for Freddy Mercury's corpse?

[armeggedonCounselor]

Flying Dice, your avatar is weirding me right the fuck out. Just... so weird.

I'm straight enough, I suppose. Mostly I don't care. Well, rather, I do care, but I'm both severely socially inept and lazy enough to not want to get better at it. Combine with self-image issues and low self-confidence.... And I find it's easier to claim asexuality.

In happy news, I don't have to work tomorrow! Yaaaaay.

[Rose]

You know, vespa engines are actually surprisingly strong.

At least mine is.

In unrelated happy news, I was going to buy a cheap 3d printer, but now I don't have to, because a friend of mine is buying a better one that I can't afford.