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[Criptfeind]

Boo.

Go for the medical bird first. Fatty bird is best bird.

[ToonyMan]

The doctor was my second choice.

[Aqizzar]

The doctor was my second choice.

Clearly you must go for the harem ending.  100% completion.

[JoshuaFH]

The doctor was my second choice.

Clearly you must go for the harem ending.  100% completion.

You get all dat tail... feathers.

[scriver]

Terraria was fun.

[JoshuaFH]

Oh yeah, so I went to the movies with my Mom. She wanted to go watch something called 'The Sitter', and because I simply don't keep up with modern movies anymore for obvious reasons, I asked her to explain the premise to me.

"Oh, it's about a funny babysitter. It's a comedy, you like comedies", She's not the best at giving explanations.

I was highly unamused. In fact, I'll go out on a limb and declare this the worst movie of the year, despite having seen no other movies made this year. Mom actually shared a similar opinion, despite having terrible, audacious taste in humor.

I can describe the movie in more detail, but I think that sums it up.

Also, having seen the previews for 'Just Say Moe', I want to simultaneously applaud the creators for the refreshing callback to the dead era of slapstick comedy, and ostracize them for placing it in an era and setting where it's completely alien and foreign, and for seemingly playing it up like it was the only thing they were good at.

[MaximumZero]

Sold two printers (plus supplies) to one couple today. Apparently, they wanted a photo picture and a business printer. I was okay with that. 

[Yoink]

Got my new cat today, she is currently running around my room knocking over things. D'awwwwww.

D'awwww!

[Truean]

Date went well; he asked me for a second. I said yes!

[Cthulhu]

Not only did I get to the front page of /r/adviceanimals, I got all the way to the front page of Reddit for a few hours.

Now I can die twice as dead as I could die a few hours ago.

[KaelGotDwarves]

Heh, that reminds me of like... the 6,666,666 get on /b/ was mine, and was stickied for awhile. Or was it 666,666? I can't remember anymore.

Back when 4chan was underground lolinternet

[SalmonGod]

Date went well; he asked me for a second. I said yes!

This makes me happy

[RedKing]

Terraria was fun.

Especially once you get a grappling hook and a miner's helmet.

I was playing last night, and a buddy msg'd me on Steam to ask if it was any good.

Me: Yeah, there's a ton of exploration and crafting. And it's the only game I can think of where you can dig straight down to Hell, come back and build a mansion out of all the stuff you found, then craft a flamethrower to go hunt unicorns.

Him: ....wat

[Trapezohedron]

Had a blast with Really Big Sky, but no more than two minutes and I'm dead meat.

Need to train my danmaku reflexes more.

[Lagslayer]

Terraria was fun.

Especially once you get a grappling hook and a miner's helmet.

I was playing last night, and a buddy msg'd me on Steam to ask if it was any good.

Me: Yeah, there's a ton of exploration and crafting. And it's the only game I can think of where you can dig straight down to Hell, come back and build a mansion out of all the stuff you found, then craft a flamethrower to go hunt unicorns.

Him: ....wat

You are posting this on the DF forum. You can't just say something like that and expect people to buy it. We do dig down to hell and, Armok willing, build entire fortresses out of Adamantine. Or just colonize hell itself.

Also, Orbital Magma Cannon!