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[MetalSlimeHunt]

-nevermind-

[Gunner-Chan]

And we're moving on. Happy thread remember guys?

[ein]

It keeps happening. D:
Why does this make me happy?

[Tellemurius]

And we're moving on. Happy thread remember guys?

Yes, again Janet im sorry that happened.

So other than banning my brother from ever touching my laptop now, im sitting in a corner with my little dog curled in my lap and my cat laying next me killing zombies to reduce my rage.

[Rilder]

my cat laying next me killing zombies to reduce my rage.

Your cat can kill zombies? Awesome.

[Tellemurius]

my cat laying next me killing zombies to reduce my rage.

Your cat can kill zombies? Awesome.

wait wut?
*looks at post*
oh damn here comes the memes....

[Darvi]

Well duh. A 1 HD zombie has a CR of 1/4. A cat has that too, and can dodge a lot better too!

[ein]

That's it. I'm sick of all this "shoot 'em in the head" bullshit that's going on in zombie games right now. Cats deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Cat in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my cat.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single cat and sharpen its claws up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Cats are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a cat can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a cat could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical scratch.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined samurai and their cats of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the cast first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Cats are simply the best pet that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in zombie games. Here is the stat block I propose for cats:
(Superior One-Handed Melee Weapon)
4d10 base damage
+5 proficiency bonus
Heavy blade, light blade (counts as both)
High crit, off-hand, reach, versatile
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of cats in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage to zombies, see my new stat block.

[Heron TSG]

Strongest today: I lifted weight for the first time in what seems like forever. I now bench a whole 65 pounds. (instead of 45) That's more than half my weight now, oh boy!

^{I have stick arms, yes.}

NINJA-EDIT: Ein, you are a winner.

[Darvi]

That's it. I'm sick of all this "shoot 'em in the head" bullshit that's going on in zombie games right now. Cats deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Cat in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my cat.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single cat and sharpen its claws up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Cats are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a cat can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a cat could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical scratch.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined samurai and their cats of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the cast first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Cats are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in zombie games. Here is the stat block I propose for cats:
(Superior One-Handed Melee Weapon)
4d10 base damage
+5 proficiency bonus
Heavy blade, light blade (counts as both)
High crit, off-hand, reach, versatile
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of cats in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = cats need to do more damage to zombies, see my new stat block.

/fixed

[Gunner-Chan]

You just win ein. All the win.

[Tellemurius]

Q_Q That was beautiful, I'm keeping this cat with me when I move out.

[chaoticag]

The katana is meant to be used 2 handed though, otherwise you won't get a deep enough cut. Not even Musashi used it one handed, although he did train swinging two swords at once to get ambidextrous enough to swing it with either hand.

That's my only complaint though

[Cthulhu]

The catana is meant to be thrown one-handed (Two-handed for fatty catties)

[Darvi]

Don't get them wet though. Soggy moggies are notoriously bad-tempered and tend to attack their wielders.