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[Solifuge]

Happy B-Day Japa! If you're upset by the lack of hair, you can always superglue a small rug to your chest.

[Something Evil]

I'm 24 years old now.

I have so faor failed to sprout massive amounts of chest hair, though. :/

Happy birthday, man. And chest hair sucks. Especially when zippers get involved.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Happy birthday, and chest hair can be useful. In an emergency, with application of a razor it can be used as a makeshift hat.

[Itnetlolor]

Happy birthday Japa.

Another year down, many left to go.

[RedWarrior0]

I ate a bunch of edible heart attacks today. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO GOOD?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Happy birthday Japa.

Another year down, many left to go.

Unless, you know, sudden Giant Mechanical Eagles turn you into protein paste for their Giant Mechanical Eagle Chicks. Don't laugh, GME attacks make up a certain-but-undisclosed percentage of the Global Death Rate every year!

I ate a bunch of edible heart attacks today. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO GOOD?

Because fat tastes good. It just also happens to be deadly.

[Akura]

Sneaked some tire swings into the courtyard during the lunch shift today. The teachers had a very baffled look, and just let us keep playing rather than figure out how to punish us.

Oh don't worry. They'll get you when you're not paying attention. Granted, that might be punishing you for not paying attention, and not for what you did during lunch.

[Tellemurius]

I ate a bunch of edible heart attacks today. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO GOOD?

what were they, polish donuts?

[sonerohi]

Sneaked some tire swings into the courtyard during the lunch shift today. The teachers had a very baffled look, and just let us keep playing rather than figure out how to punish us.

Oh don't worry. They'll get you when you're not paying attention. Granted, that might be punishing you for not paying attention, and not for what you did during lunch.

We do have some assy teachers like that, but our principal is the coolest nun. We taught her how to ghostride her car and she actually went and did it.

[alway]

Unless, you know, sudden Giant Mechanical Eagles turn you into protein paste for their Giant Mechanical Eagle Chicks. Don't laugh, GME attacks make up a certain-but-undisclosed percentage of the Global Death Rate every year!

Protein paste? In that case they must be Giant Bio-Mechanical Eagles.

[Gunner-Chan]

So. On a friends minecraft server. I...

1. Made a weird treehouse.

2. Turned the treehouse into a weird watchtower like house.

3. Made a forest fire by accident. Making a large area into a barren waste.

4. Claimed responsibility and decided to turn the waste into an over industrialized hell hole.

5. Blew off steam by shooting a friend from the roof of my house to his death on the stone below.

6. Made a farm for the first time in my minecrafting experience.

7. Quit for the day after spider proofing my house.

Happy happy fun fun happy. :3


I'd also seriously kill someones dick for an Orin skin. Rin rin rin rin, rin rin rin rin rin~

[ein]

Bleh, her dress is really hard.
Also, ears are nigh impossible.

[MaximumZero]

I'm 24 years old now.

I have so faor failed to sprout massive amounts of chest hair, though. :/

Happy bday, even though it's probably late now. If you want some chest hair, I'm overstocked and looking to pawn some off.

In other news, studying for midterm in Prog101 and argh-so-geeked-and-worried-at-the-same-time!

[Rose]

I'm 24 years old now.

I have so faor failed to sprout massive amounts of chest hair, though. :/

Happy bday, even though it's probably late now. If you want some chest hair, I'm overstocked and looking to pawn some off.

In other news, studying for midterm in Prog101 and argh-so-geeked-and-worried-at-the-same-time!

it's still 10 am, I got a bit of day left.

[Tellemurius]

Well i found a cake for you, i stole it from Andrew: