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[Realmfighter]

wtf did you ask your parents for? Thats like asking my mom if i can watch porn (im not even suggesting anyone to try that) O.o

My mom found Porn on my computer.

All she said to me was "So, saw your kiddy porn" and then walked away.

And it was creepy as hell.

The point is never talk to your parents about sex. If they begin talking to you disengage immediately. It won't end well.

[Tellemurius]

nice, i got busted for my furry stuff

[Vector]

... My parents have no idea.  My mother still explains sex jokes in films because she thinks I don't know what they're talking about.

[Aklyon]

Spoiler: Why did I not think to make this when I renamed the folder? (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Don't Open unless you know the solution already (click to show/hide)

[Cthulhu]

There is no porn on my computer.  None. 

Despite this I am really really paranoid about people touching my computer.  Both of my computers are password protected and I shut them off if I leave the house for more than five minutes.  If someone touches my computer I get really nervous and can't focus on anything until they stop.

[Jackrabbit]

Hey Jack, I imagine you found this haunting as well.

Would you believe no? I've only played it twice, never played it past the second stage, and never lost. I always end up leaving because the only times I played them was when I was at the Gaming Exibition in Melbourne's Australian Centre of the Moving Image. But I sure as hell do now.

Great video, too.

[ChairmanPoo]

I am going to assemble a creepypasta .rtf for my hanlin

[Akura]

... My parents have no idea.  My mother still explains sex jokes in films because she thinks I don't know what they're talking about.

You think that's bad, my mother once asked me to explain the joke to her.

[MaximumZero]

... My parents have no idea.  My mother still explains sex jokes in films because she thinks I don't know what they're talking about.

You think that's bad, my mother once asked me to explain the joke to her.

My mom once tried to do that to me when I was 13. I wound up correcting her. Oddly enough, I was a virgin until 19.

[Vector]

... My parents have no idea.  My mother still explains sex jokes in films because she thinks I don't know what they're talking about.

You think that's bad, my mother once asked me to explain the joke to her.

Oh, there have been jokes my mom didn't even know were jokes that I got and then explained to her.  She's been "instructing" me less recently.

My mom once tried to do that to me when I was 13. I wound up correcting her. Oddly enough, I was a virgin until 19.

Still virginal... turn 21 in 3 hours.  I just read a lot of stuff on the internet, which is pretty good at educating you in the way of terrible sex humor.

... Yup.

[SalmonGod]

turn 21 in 3 hours.

Happy Birthday!

[Urist Imiknorris]

turn 21 in 3 hours.

Happy Birthday!

[ChairmanPoo]

Happy birthday Vector!

[Vector]

Thanks, folkses

[MaximumZero]

... My parents have no idea.  My mother still explains sex jokes in films because she thinks I don't know what they're talking about.

You think that's bad, my mother once asked me to explain the joke to her.

Oh, there have been jokes my mom didn't even know were jokes that I got and then explained to her.  She's been "instructing" me less recently.

My mom once tried to do that to me when I was 13. I wound up correcting her. Oddly enough, I was a virgin until 19.

Still virginal... turn 21 in 3 hours.  I just read a lot of stuff on the internet, which is pretty good at educating you in the way of terrible sex humor.

... Yup.

I could fix that for you. You know, for your birthday.

Creepiness aside (and I hope you don't take that the wrong way. I'm getting the "I'm a moron" thing even before I hit post,) happy birthday. And remember, alcohol and math(s) don't mix.